The Standard Element

former physicist. just flailing my way through the day. she/her.

[everythingfox]

“When he’s in a good mood he comes up the stairs singing”

(via)

[mutantrenegade]

This boy really announcing his presence like a zelda key item

[naamahdarling]

“Ba-badaBA…TA-DAA!!!!”

[kineticpenguin]

[jess-abides]

This is it, this is the one

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

Oh mY GOD do I try

[kushblazer666]

[topherchris]

[vampiremoneyz]

i think about this post every time these two have a scene together

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[adamsmasher]

I can NOT stop thinking about this tiktok

[prokopetz]

To be totally fair to Willy Wonka, at least a couple of those candy factory casualties involved kids deliberately circumventing reasonable safeguards, sometimes aided and abetted by the parents who were supposed to be supervising them. What happened is at most 60% his fault.

[thecolossalennui]

oompa loompa doopity dare

the court finds you breached your duty of care

[aka-maayan]

oompa loompa doopity disk

that’s what the courts call assumption of risk

[tipofthescepter]

oompa loompa doopity do

only a partial judgment for you

[thes3nator]

Oompa loompa doopity doubt,

The rest of the class action lawsuit is hereby…

(SLAM) (SLAM)

THROWNITY OUT!

[sidhewrites]

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

[penis-enlargement-pills03]

Do you mean sleeping?

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

no like laying down but. more. more laying. laying beyond the physical bounds of objects and surfaces

[honor-among-thieves]

clipping through the floor like Bethesda published me

[unapologetic-autie]

Executive dysfunction in a nutshell

[k-dhd]

[crystaltoa]

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

[aidashakur]

[gay-thoughts-blog]

[memewhore]

[bowtais-are-cool]

[thisismyspitesong]

[em578]

[kwarrtz]

Well that answers that

[dankmemeuniversity]