hey man what's up

adult afab nb white mexican leftist but this is for the funny ha ha. I felt the need to include that info because the picture of Sam Hyde and Willem Dafoe's Character's name gives off very slight white supremisist vibes and maybe I'm only thinking that because I'm really realllly high rn but I wanted to assure you that that isn't the case. if it was any other image of Sam Hyde it could be sketchy but I never want to lose those 2 images because I find them so incredibly funny even after 4 years of having them on my blog and I cannot lose them lest I sear my flesh off. anyways I love you

[my-slideshow-wmv]

[latenightgasstationwalk]

Of course it goes without saying that I am hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[lastoneout]

honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

[i-wanna-be-cute]

Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/

[lastoneout]

[lastoneout]

which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again

[fieldsandfurrets-deactivated202]

You did, my leige

[lastoneout]

No, that can’t be right.

[dizzy-9906]

You use Tumblr op

[lastoneout]

I don’t recall doing such a thing.

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[afroesoteric]

Me

[loveofhumanity]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[dyke-dyke-goose]

showing up to the office monday morning with my new mug

[nicomrade]

[boppinbobby]

i don't have tomodachi life so i'm making gordon freeman in adobe illustrator

[wordfather]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[byjove]

You guys hear about that 18 month old baby at a zoo that wandered away from their parents (who were on their phones…), entered a restricted zone, stuck their hand into the wolf enclosure and got bit? The parents are being charged with child endangerment but what I want to know is why the fuck does this keep happening? You do not have to take your toddler to the zoo, especially a one and a half year old who is too young to fully appreciate the zoo. You could have stayed at home and scrolled on your phone while ignoring your baby in an environment containing 0 carnivorous apex predators. You would think the zoo would be one place parents feel the need to constantly supervise their kids but no, they’re like “Oh yeah, honey, go ahead and go swimming in the stingray tank, I’m going to play Candy Crush for 45 minutes.”

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]