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[yiffmaster]

this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read

[mistomaxo]

noo

[tesladyneindustries]

how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Bro they fuckin snitched on us 

[therebornofversaille]

The birds work for the bourgeoisie

[abeautiful-dream]

[unclefather]

how come i cant be evil in video games? how come i have real life guilt over video game decisions 

[unclefather]

just found out i suffer from loving too much. it’s incurable 

[v8roadworrier]

my brain every night:

[humorteliblee]

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

[im-the-batmann]

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

[digiweed]

Talent.

[awwww-cute]

[weaver-z]

I rarely have a visceral reaction to a TikTok but this one... this one got me

[weaver-z]

List of wild things in this video:

- The guy whose computer screen you can see at the start is looking up “what to do if a dog has rabies”

- The unbroken wall of hydroflasks in front of the teacher’s podium

- Good Mythical Morning poster

- Inexplicable “NO TALKING DURING RAZOR LOVE” sign

- The guy next to the videographer just has the letters “WBOEOADRS” in giant font on his computer screen

- The teacher knowing to pause for booing after he mentione Ashe County Middle School

- The kid that yells “I hate them!” enthusiastically

- A sign that says “NO FREAKING” with a picture of two stick figures having sex

- Hand-painted “educasion is overated” poster

- The fact that the class knows to say “standing by” when he tells them to stand by

- The woman literally waiting outside the door to hand over the dog

- The tenderness with which he handles the dog before he announces its imminent demise

- “DO YOUR BUCKING VOCAB”

[strawberry-nebulas]

Fun facts about this post:

The hydroflasks were for a school wide giveaway. Whoever did the most vocab in their respective grade level got one for free.

There's another video where he brings in a SECOND DOG, stating that if something happens to the first one, he still has the second one. His name is Bo. "Do your Bucking Bocab."

No harm is actually going to befall these dogs. They seem to be in a very loving home and all of this is played for laughs.

The teacher's tiktok is @larrylexicon, and apparently he has a tumblr too.

[lackless]

pick your poison

[thelovelyposter]

“Children aren’t coloring books. You don’t get to fill them with your favorite colors.” - Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner

[thehotgays]

If you support all people, no matter race, gender, or sexual orientation.. You need this on your blog, I don’t care what your blog is

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[ayeforscotland]

It’s sad because at a basic level that’s essentially socialism with lots of individuals chipping in for another’s healthcare but give it that label and cunts would go mental.

[melonmemes]

[weloveshortvideos]

When you ask yourself why they don’t text back 

[spicymemesociety]

[discovermoths]

[literalnobody]

So fucked up that the girl who raised over $100k for the australian bushfires by selling nudes got disowned by her family and basically ostracized for single handedly making a huge impact to save the environment. People act like sex work is inherently linked to immorality but when a beautiful woman wants to use her agency and sexuality as an objective force for good she is totally demonized and has her life ruined. She is a pillar of morality and she deserves her name in the history books as a conservation hero!

[literalnobody]

This just in: If you want to enjoy a service (nudes, porn, strippers, prostitution etc) but simultaneous want to demonize those who provide it (sex workers), you are a clown emperor. Look upon your works, ye plighty, and weep

[mapsontheweb]

How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid.

[gorps]

@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana

[itsalwaysunnyontvv]