the theta mage

30+ years old. just your average garamond-loving artsy faux-intellectual history student. he/him.

[theta-mage]

I wish I had a girlfriend. I can’t even explain it, just for the past few months I’ve been having this need for a girlfriend.

But does a man need to have an explanation for wanting to have a gf? I suppose not.

(I also have a crush on a very cute girl but she’s in a relationship & mono, so yeah that’s a no.)

[mokozroach]

born to infodump forced to constantly worry if the other person actually cares or if im making sense or if i said something wrong or if im embarrassing myself or if they want me to stop talking or

[birdthena]

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

[wolfythewitch]

Need you guys to know I am soooo anti generative AI. In case that wasn't clear. It's bad for the environment, unethical, theft, and will never be as freaky as me. It is inferior in every way

[chromaticabrasions]

what if you were a vampire and you were killing some victim and they fucking bit you and sucked your blood. all you wanted was a snack and now you got this fuckass fledgling

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[glitzyvamp]

yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[setheverman]

here it is! the post that started a “me, an intellectual” hell frenzy, and is officially ⭐ the worst post of 2016 ⭐

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

Irrevocable Linguistic Harm

Create a memetic phrase that still sees use for almost a decade afterward

[greelin]

“the ethics of vampirism” well i just really like it and think it’s cool. What about that

[heartbeatsallah]

Eid Mubarak to all Muslims

(تَقَبَّلَ اللهُ مِنَّا وَمِنكُم)

Don’t forget our brothers and sisters in Palestine, Sudan, Syria, Yemen and Lebanon and other Muslims who are oppressed!!

[masturbatress]

Knuckle tats that go

AVOI DANT

[pocketkris]

im not arguing with a vampire. my necks right here gorgeous

[vampires-official]

official vampire post

[the-vampire-lazarus]

Hey if any vampires out there wanna turn me… PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[vamplire]

"ur so funny" thanks. i cry inside because i am not a vampire in some fucked up gothic romance :(

[vamplire]

"ur so funny" thanks. i cry inside because i am not a vampire in some fucked up gothic romance :(

[daily-spooky]

[8-bitfiction]

[missmisnomer]

This post legitimately knocked me out of a doomscroll. Had to put down my phone and everything and stare at a wall.

I really do regret my inaction the most. Every time. All of my future problems are always caused by things I failed to do in the present. And every time, I get so mad at past Me for not even trying because I’m so afraid to fail.

Like. Damn. Didn’t expect pixel art of some planets to hit me so hard.

[adiabat]

i’m not aromantic but i believe in their beliefs

[adiabat]

for me being bi has contributed a huge amount to noticing all the ways in which romance and friendship run together and i think in general people would benefit from recognizing that romance and friendship are socially constructed categories used to describe a vast, nebulous, and often overlapping range of feelings

[asteroidtroglodyte]

My way of parsing it:

Every Relationship is actually a specific, unique thing. We invented Shorthands, such as Friend or Husband, to help describe recurring motifs in Relationships. But. The labels are simplifications. They will always fail to adequately contain the entirety of the Relationship.