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I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

transbaphomet

prokopetz

“All right, so the vampire’s gravestone is–”

“Cenotaph.”

“What?”

“It’s only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn’t present is a cenotaph.”

“I’m… not sure that’s how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own.“

“There’s precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There’s no rule that says the body itself can’t do the removing.“

“Okay, but the body very much is coming back. That’s kind of what we’re here to accomplish.”

“So it’s a temporary cenotaph.”

“And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.“

“Semantic ambiguity is how vampires get you.”

kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact

dragonfurs

*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*

waitinforthebus-deactivated2020

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

sanctuarysusie

im high and losing it a little over this

official-lucifers-child

can we please make this a thing i swear i would absolutely lose my shit if there was a new show and it was this for a solid half hour

help-help-i-need-an-adult

Time traveler show, but he just became friends with some Ancient Greek dude and brought him back to the present to be his roommate.

Cultural and time based hilarity ensues.

marxistbarbie-deactivated202109

nobody:

men in the 70s:

deciduqueen

Tips for writing an essay with executive dysfunction: do this.

Write out bits and pieces of the essay. When you get to a part you can’t/”don’t want to” write, put it in bold brackets. Get as much done as you can and come back in a half an hour or so!

If the executive function is still bothering you, take it one bracket at a time. Don’t delete the bracket until you’re done “filling it in,” so to speak. If you need to take more breaks or hop to the next bracket, you can do that too! Similarly, if you have a thought you want to get down but you aren’t sure how to word it, put it in bold brackets as well!

It may not “cure” the executive dysfunction or procrastination problems, but it makes writing the essay more like putting shapes in holes of the same shape. It can be a pain, but the process is a bit more streamlined and user-friendly.

I know this may not work for everyone, but as someone who has really bad executive dysfunction and problems focusing (thank you, ADHD!) this works REALLY well for me! I hope by sharing it it can help other people (with and without executive dysfunction/adhd) too! o/

adhd-community

Yesssssssss

pumpkinskull

yeah i guess i did this in university, because brains. protip though. definitely make the brackets bold or coloured or separated from other text. because otherwise you will submit homework with (DOUBLE-CHECK THIS?) and (ADD SOMETHING ABOUT [relevant subject]) and (MAKE THIS SOUND BETTER) and. well.

captain-oblivious

also before you submit your assignment be sure to run a “find” and search for all the brackets you may have missed

bc if you have ADHD than the odds are ~99% that you did miss some and then you end up submitting your master’s thesis with a bunch of “[insert figure caption here]” placeholders like I did, welp

h3llofaday

I know this isn’t that funny but it had be cracking up for awhile

raptorific

I tried Among Us today

gitgotmusic

I loved this incorrect quote made by @incorrectzukka (original post here)

So i made a lil comic piece bon apetit

shittycryptids

A roomba that shouts at things in a New York accent when bumps into them.