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Hi! I'm Wonder (IRLs call me Roxie), and this is my Tumblr (shocker). I use pretty much all pronouns (Link to my pronouns page) <3

In my RESIDENT MOTHERFUCKING EVIL era, lets see how long that lasts...

#Oof ouch my bones: Main tag for all my posts

Remember to be NICE, my askbox is always open!

#oof ouch my bones

I'm somewhat of a boomer so I'm sending this as a request instead of a comment. Regarding the post of Wesker shaped as a husband... I relate SO HARD to the tag you added. I mean. Control the world is cool, but have you ever considered coming back to your home, kiss your partner on the forehead and doing laundry while they cook dinner??? Or vice versa??? And tell them about his evil plans during dinner like it was the weather???

"Hey darling these very dangerous mutant viruses are almost ready"

"Omg good job! I bought a different kind of bread because they didn't have the usual, I hope it's okay"

exactlyyyyy !!

The dream with him is such a specific blend of homemaker and accomplice. yes technically he is evil and that also makes you evil, because you knew all about his plans and could have stopped him at any point, but also like you were just his sweet little home to return to. you aren't breaking any laws by caring for someone this pretty <3

#oof ouch my bones #resident evil wesker #albert wesker #lowkey #wesker x reader #resident evil x reader

capogalassia

If evil why husband shaped

#yep #anyone can be evil but it takes a real villain to be a husband #oof ouch my bones

miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onJul 14

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#how the fuck is DOCTOR GREGORY HOUSE going to save me from the vampire lestat?????#idek how to picture that T-T #actually maybe???#I don't know too much about lestat's power scale #oof ouch my bones #interview with the vampire #interview with a vampire #vampire lestat #the vampire lestat #someone who knows about him explain plz <3

condortoroost

y’all mind if a girl has a chris redfield moment 😮‍💨🙏

#fire #oof ouch my bones

felixisfruity

if you hear a cicada buzzing dont ❌ get mad at it that is me ✅ saying hi to you

#fire post #oof ouch my bones

tvguts

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

#ts slaps #oof ouch my bones #reblogging for the fbdo reference