The Third Wheel Society

Caitlin | 20 | Brisbane The curse of the third wheel lives on in all those noble enough to accept an invititation to accompany two friends who are obviously into eachother because the movie they are going to see is actually one you've been looking forward too for ages. The curse lives on in all of us who valiantly wingman in the club when we are clearly tired and want to go home. Soldier on, brothers and sisters.

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white people

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Another new comic from my book! It’s out NOW and you can get a copy at superchillbook.com or your nearest bookstore!

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Dip your finger tips into a flowing stream between 11pm and 3am . Enchanting

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i love this but it reads exactly like “saw a snail today. effervescent”

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“The foundation is like really zero”

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paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake

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yep definitely a prick

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can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

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That just made me think of something. If you have multiple personalities and they all wanted to be buried in seperate cemeteries wyd??? Would the body be split up or would ppl go against their wishes and bury them in one cemetery???

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thats not why I’m doing this but thats an interesting question too

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W h y   a r e    y o u    d o i n g   t h i s   t h e n?

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this is so goddam close to being a perfectly sick burn. so close. and yet so far.

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y'our

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I can’t believe Adam Rippon murdered every straight athlete and that homophobic reporter in a single interview

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bitch ass nazis

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What you missed on 7x01 of Game of Thrones:

Keep reading

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Everyone else is discussing the fact that the new Doctor is woman and I’m here like “STILL NOT A REDHEAD!!!”

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this is peak Craigslist

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The Daily Show, August 18, 2016

Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters

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It’s like shooting fish in a barrel

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lmaoooooo they all stupid

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whew close one