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goodnight sweetiepees. Fat-tailed Dunnart to keep you company
i love you mofusand #mymofusand
This is *peak* Internet
I’m begging you to turn the sound on!! 🤣🤣🤣
This is the internet I love and miss.
…as the original lolcats phenomenon leans in to whisper, “Did you miss me?”
I missed you so MUCH! *broken sobbing, holding tight as the Internet of Cats wriggles to get free and jams a foot in my mouth*
following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long
I started thinking about how fun it would be to play with the idea of two characters from completely different cultures bonding and getting along quite well, but due to their different backgrounds they have completely different ideas of what their dynamic with each other is. Like they are friends, but their ideas of the nature of their friendship are practically opposite from each other.
And the example idea that occurred to me was having one character who considers themselves the dominant one, who looks at the other one and thinks "this is my loyal companion, who has served me well and whom I can trust with my life. Though they are sometimes stubborn, and will refuse to obey if they cannot see the logic behind my desicions, I consider them more a friend than mere attendant."
And the other one considers themselves the one in charge, and looks at the other one like "this is my idiot friend, whom I clothe and feed because they can't be trusted to take care of themselves. They are charming in their own way, and I like this idiot too much to leave them to fend for themselves and very likely die."
And then I realised that's just the dynamic of having a cat.
the best bit of this description is, there's no way of telling which is the human and which is the cat
My god you're right. I didn't even write it that way on purpose.
It's time for formal portraits of Mayhem!!
Here's how:
Maybe the iPad baby
Vice, at the same age:
(Insta)
head trauma in books drives me so insane. in the one I’m reading now, the author knocks her character unconscious every time she wants to change the scene. like to get the ‘dramatic fade to black’ thing. but it’s happened AT LEAST four times, probably more, all in the same week. this person’s brain is scrambled. you can’t keep doing this. just describe them walking calmly and entering the next scene, you don’t need the fade to black. there have been ZERO CONSEQUENCES to the MULTIPLE CONCUSSIONS. this character is bleeding on the brain. they’re fucked. it doesn’t matter what else happens in this book, it’s already over for them.
my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.
let’s hear it for being weird and off putting!
poop mart lol
"It's not as bad" Begging you to stop challenging fate, favorite by apollo
I'm standing outside of Apollo's window with a target painted on my face, daring him to hit me.
20 minutes later we're making out on his porch.
If you’ve read Greek mythology, then you know that’s worse than the dodgeball