if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
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Janaina Medeiros

roma★

Origami Around

Discoholic 🪩

blake kathryn

if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
todays bird
YOU ARE THE REASON
cherry valley forever
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor

PR's Tumblrdome
Keni

ellievsbear
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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@thetrulygruesome
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
this job market is a fucking nightmare
severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person
top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life
fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
So, what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her? She rescues him right back.
PRETTY WOMAN ━ 1990 (dir. Garry Marshall)
Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real
brown bear, black bear
'the contender' ph by steven klein for VMAN #23 mag, 2011.
knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"
we’re never making it out of the labyrinth
I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.
I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized
“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”
nfl fans who’s the most annoying?
Cris Collinsworth
Tony Romo
Tom Brady
Troy Aikman
Jonathan Vilma
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