Back On My Bullshit

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[shirtsthatgohard]

[eternal-gromnommer]

you know what? fuck you *untandems your maus*

[sword-and-nightingale]

[cholera]

[thealphapigeon]

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

[thealphapigeon]

Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn't get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like

[thealphapigeon]

Called out in the company group chat

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[labrownrecluse]

number...

[milfsisyphus]

[nowicantlose]

The Phantom of the Opera is here

[cuttleskulls]

Me 10 seconds after joining a new fandom

[hobotoboggan]

[santas-clauze]

[wayneradiotv]

hey guys

[hobotoboggan]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Scout TF2

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

Scout TF2

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[hobotoboggan]

the scout

[hobotoboggan]

[rnismatch]

[aliiiiiiice]

[cvberitual]

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

[meow-moment]

[retroreaperr]

[bengustown]

[0sbrain]

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[redstonedust]

big fan of being able to go back in a reblog chain and rb a version of a post without the additional comments you don't find funny. but it also feels like lowkey snubbing the person who put it on your dash. like sorry boss im trimming the fat here. your tastes are not quite good enough. die.

[youhavethewrong]

double weak to ice looking ass

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

[everythingfox]

(via)

[civvic]

Elf pussy is probably wack as fuck

[larval-tear]

you know absolutely nothing

[civvic]

Go eat a mystic leaf or sip some dew or something

[larval-tear]

even a crumb of elf pussy is enough to sustain one for a full week

[unsettlingstories]

When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(

[unsettlingstories]

Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?

[unsettlingstories]

This is hilarious in retrospect because the medication I was taking when I wrote this was actually, literally poisoning me and it took a shitload of visits to the doctor and blood draws to figure it out lmao.

[memewhore]

[byjove]

Biblical…..

[clawheld]

[sunkissedpages]