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beesmygod

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

fairyofthemoonarchive

takineko

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti

she had babies with a what

deathsmallcaps

He died :(

rainbowmilk1996

Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.

the-haiku-bot

Raising kids alone

is stressful enough without

them being part wolf.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

patricia-taxxon

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

patricia-taxxon

"someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts" or maybe i'm in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i'm not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.

elamimax

"I won't perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed" is going straight into my permanent storage holy shit

penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

widogast-ta

Matt describing what offerings to leave the Allhammer was making me emotional for future Matt 6ish years later:

“The Allhammer really appreciates the process of creation, whether that be crafting or making or forging or whittling or building, the essence of a life creating something outside of itself, beyond progeny of any kind, is, in itself, an act of his joy and will. So whatever you could make, big or small, generally, is considered a good offering.”

dragonsareawesome123

Holy shitttt

ithappensoffstage

I completely sold out of my jacob wysocki zine at paperjam today 😭🙏 thank you and much love

thotsandpreyers

striders

libraford

Not to oversimplify a complex issue, but i think we could reduce the number of deadly car crashes by increasing wages and having shorter work weeks.

jade-is-greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

If we have a four day work week instead of five, that reduces car trips for work by about a fifth. Thus reducing car crashes related to traveling for work by roughly 20%.

I'll do you one better- if the 4 day work week had a different 4 days for employees on a company or even individual scale, you have 20% less work traffic Monday through Friday. I suspect taking that edge off for non-work commuters (like those buying groceries) could reduce crashes even further with less cars on the road at peak times.

Even better than this, public transportation infrastructure could reduce the number of cars by letting people on local work commutes travel more efficiently in busses or trains.

The solution is simple: stop abusing the working class and pay us livable wages.

libraford

An estimated 16-21% of fatal car crashes are due to fatigue.

charlesoberonn

This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

charlesoberonn

Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

femboy-fever

ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m

wondermanaging

can we have some context to this, perhaps?

charlesoberonn

Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.

Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.

That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.

(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)

connard-cynique-deactivated2024

just fucking read it

http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones

fuocogo

There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me

actuallyjuststealingmemes

This is just as wild with the context

birdscreaming15-deactivated2020

charlesoberonn

Some of my favorite moments in the series

esoteric-merit

From the foreword to 2021 print of the comic.

unhinged-comics-screaming

By Mark Russell and Steve Pugh!

For more context, I really enjoy this interview they did:

The creators of The Flintstones comic on bringing existential dread to Bedrock

onecontinuoussigh

This post blew my mind, and I just checked these out from the library! I’m so excited to read them.

ryan-sometimes

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

ryan-sometimes

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

winnie-wine

pancakeke

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.