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charity watching a friendly game of darts between her husband, her ex baby daddy she’s had a secret baby with, her ex fiancée, and the woman who’s dating her ex fiancée to piss her off while blackmailing her over the secret baby. average tuesday in the woolpack

#incredible #10/10 no notes

cpt-ccarter

walk, walk, fashion baby + season one

#her wardrobe is everything #sanctuary #helen magnus

d-adpool

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

pollsforadults

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

#time team #having a ball tbh

irisunchained

I need to be cracked like a glow stick

wonderstruck

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#magician: apprentice by raymond e feist #only at the beginning really but so far it's nostalgic fantasy of the sort i devoured as a teenager #which is both good and bad #but i am having fun

gnomebutch

there’s no such thing as tmi. let’s overshare together ❤️

pads

tampons

cup

birth control that stops periods

free bleeding

crumpled up toilet paper or whatever else works just shoved up there

gnome

Voting ended onMay 26

#disc rather than cup but picked that option because they're basically the same thing #it's been life-changing tbh

soymoss

knighty night alt colors

starling

colorshow glassworks

me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed

jeniferprince

it's always hard to say goodbye 🥀

patreon // buy prints here

#art tag

wormsdyke

it would be so nice if you were allowed to start working on projects before you hit the 12 hour until deadline mark but sadly it’s not possible with our current technology. scientists are hard at work but for now this is one of the limitations we must face as a people

probuccalfat

a lot of ADHD behaviours and barriers feel like sims logic playing out in real time like i did my laundry but i had to pee and sleep so i stopped and i haven’t folded it yet except i can’t fold it yet because i need to eat but i can’t eat because the laundry basket is in front of the fridge. someone keeps queuing actions but they’re getting cancelled