All The Shit

21+ trans female. Art and reblogg shared with the arts and styles. Baking and cooking. Good wishes and happiness to you.

[theunknownspartan]

Ray Ban glasses wish you all a Happy New year! The price of a time-limited event is only $24.99.

[singular-narrative-deactivated2]

We’ve all been there

[headspace-hotel]

I don’t know how this makes me feel but I feel something

[sirladyknight]

Obi-Wan wears like 53 layer of robes so everyone assumes he’s kinda soft especially compared to his ‘in the prime of his youth’ former Padawan but then one day he goes shirtless to spar and he’s shredded, he has an 8 pack. Clones and Jedi alike are choking on drinks and tripping into walls. Ahsoka is covering her eyes and screaming because that’s basically her grandpa. Anakin has to throw a robe over Obi-Wan like The Birth of Venus. 

[orientalld]

I BLAME YOU ALL

[gingerbrownies]

Titanic conspiracy exposed

[thehighwayphantom-deactivated20]

Head canon: Accepted

[alice-paige]

HOLY SHIT

[dorkles-bingleton]

Let’s not forget Jack has the exact same haircut as John Connor

[feralsrock]

[aloeveragel]

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

[dotted-sixteenth-deactivated202]

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

[melonbottle]

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

[ghulheim]

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

[toebeens]

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

LMAO

[lezziemanville]

This is what I’m here for.

[doctorcorby]

I double checked, this is true. It was in the NY Times.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

(Source)

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

Oh my gosh. 

“Each of the sisters renounced their vocation and left the church. In the intervening time, they have been outspoken about the church’s hardline stance against homosexuality. “God wants people happy, to live the love in the light of the sun,” Isabel reportedly told Italy’s La Stampa newspaper.”

To live the love in the light of the sun is the new go to wlw phrase of choice

[runwiththewildthings-deactivate]

amazing

[and-they-were-ro0mates-deactiva]

And they were pewmates

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Gotham City Forensic Files (x)

[mcweaksauce]

This video was wonderful (and best Riddler origin story ever)

[wolvesphoto]

Howling wolf in the snow

[danandphilnews]

[fluffingfloofs]

This but it’s Ruby and cookies

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

One of my favorite little details in Full Metal Alchemist is how literally the only advertising Winry does is that there’s a sign outside of her house that just says “automail.”

Like imagine being a chef and being so acutely aware that you are in fact hot shit that the only advertising you do is there’s a sign on your restaurant that just says “food”

[pileof3pancakes]

You, I, and everyone else knows for damned sure if any of us actually saw a restaurant named only “Food” in the real world that it would be the next place you’d be eating at and you cannot possibly lie to me, God or yourself that you wouldn’t.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

yeah

[prokopetz]

Concept: a post-apocalyptic fantasy setting where the First Empire was brought low by their own hubris and annihilated utterly, except for their comprehensive – and apparently indestructible – automated public transit network, whose trains still run perfectly on schedule when everything else the Empire built has crumbled to dust. Nobody knows what (if anything) is controlling the network, but there always seems to be a train coming along in just a few minutes whenever you need one, even if anticipating that need would have required some sort of prescience, and the civilisations that rose from the First Empire’s ashes are built around the sites of the network’s former stations.

Further random thoughts:

The trains are capable of incredible top speeds and punch right through nearly any obstacle placed on the tracks, so efforts to block or redirect them generally fail,

They also take their role as public transit seriously, and seem to actively resist attempts to control access to them; if a station is secured against public access, the trains will simply pick a new stretch of track nearby and begin to stop there instead.

The trains will forcibly eject anyone who attempts violence against another passenger, so the interior of the cars is an enforced neutral zone. Creatures that would ordinarily be utterly inimical to humanity can be encountered safely while riding the rails – though the trains won’t stop them from following you off when you disembark!

The attendant difficulty of forcibly removing passengers from the trains renders them something of a sanctuary. Fugitives sometimes end up living on the trains full-time as a result, bartering with regular passengers for their daily needs; it’s whispered that even those who’ve offended the gods may find safety on the trains.

Owing to the trains’ apparently prescient ability to anticipate public demand, efforts have been made to predict the future – or at least the flow of commerce – from the patterns of the trains’ schedules; this typically meets with limited success.

Reports of the trains showing up in times of great need even where there are no tracks to run on are unsubstantiated, and are generally dismissed as superstitious folk-tales.

[yamatonerd2199]

Ok I feel like this would work incredibly well as a Leijiverse AU given the focus trains have there. 

[tami-taylors-hair]

A true renaissance painting y’all-

[madamebadger]

Character Headcanon: Poor Master Dennet

You know, I always feel a little sorry for Master Dennet. The Inquisitor is like, hey, I need a horse expert! Here is a horse expert! And he comes along to be your horse expert.

And for a while all is well. He brings his own fine horses, and the Inquisitor adds to the stable as she finds new breeding stock—often excellent. Where she got the charger from, he doesn’t know, and he feels too honored by having it in his care to ask.

And then the Inquisitor starts coming back with like… deer. And Dennet scratches his head, because he knows horses, and just because it has four hooves and you can put a saddle on it doesn’t make it a horse. Hell, the food and space and exercise requirements for a cob and a draft horse aren’t the same—a goddamn deer is presumably completely different. But he goes around Skyhold rounding up Dalish elves until he finds one who knew something about halla, on the principle that that’s probably the closest thing, and they work it out. (He’s always respected the way Dalish treat their halla, so it’s not that big of a leap. And even though Dalish—the Charger—doesn’t know anything much about how to raise halla, he looks the other way when she wants to spend half a day in the deer’s box stall being all affectionate at it. Can’t hurt.)

But deer of various kinds are at least still… well… grass-eating hoofed animals. Things don’t begin to really go sideways until they bring back the first dracolisk.

It’s a lizard. It’s a giant meat-eating lizard. Dennet is a master of horse, and he will stretch that to deer in a pinch, but asking him to figure out the care and feeding of big spiky lizard things is a bit much. It is—he tries to explain, first to Cullen and then to Josephine and finally to the Inquisitor herself—as if someone had decided that because you knew how to knead bread, you were obviously a master pugilist, because both things involved punching things. For his trouble he got a friendly clap on the shoulder and a “Just do your best! We can free up some funds to hire you more help!” (help from where? was he to hang up fliers somewhere for dracolisk handlers? where exactly was one supposed to go for that?).

(We will not even discuss the zombie horse with a sword through its head. We will not. The zombie horse got a stall to itself and was studiously ignored, on the principle that it was dead, and not much Dennet did could either help or hurt it.)

Dennet knew that he was in over his head and then some when the Inquisitor showed up with a charming grin and a giant fucking nug, and all he thought was, “Better see if any dwarves know what to feed it.” (Dagna does, but he’s a little afraid because she keeps having these ideas for ‘experimental feed,’ and….)

At least his life is never boring.

[siriusdraws]

Poor Master Dennet

[pikapeppa]

It’s back and I CAN’T NOT REBOOB 😂😂😂

[inquisitor-julia]

Something I think about a lot is how the dream the Warden had when they were trapped in the Fade could have been so much more personal.

Demons are masters of manipulation and temptation and I don’t think the Sloth demon would have just given the Warden a dream about Duncan and hoped that would work.

Cousland, waking to a beautiful morning in Highever, the troubles of the waking world nothing but a bad dream they can’t really recall. Their father and brother have returned from Ostagar, the darkspawn were easily dealt with. It’s a joyous day of festivity and celebration in Castle Cousland and everything is as it should be. But they can’t shake the feeling of grief in the pit of their stomach…

Mahariel hears the creaking of the aravels as they move through the forest. They’ve fallen asleep on their halla again, Tamlen complains about having to keep them from falling off and laughs about how they could even have fallen asleep like that. Mahariel starts to respond with their usual affectionate annoyance but stops when they look at Tamlen and can only think thank the creators he’s safe….but of course he’s safe why wouldn’t he be? They banter with their friend as their clan continues to trek through the forest but their instincts tell them that something isn’t right.

Amell and Surana have been to the fade before, they’re more guarded when it comes to demons. When the Sloth demon shows them a dream in which they’ve been freed from the circle it doesn’t take them long to realize that they’re being tricked. After all when they tried to visit their family after leaving the circle the demon kept having to keep them from doing so….Amell and Surana don’t even remember what their family looks like so the demon can’t know either.

(feel free to add the others! I’m not quite as familiar with those origins!)

[dalishious]

Tabris is sitting down having supper with their newly wed spouse, when Shianni thanks them for inviting the family over. Sure enough the house is full, and there’s plenty of food for everyone. Tabris asks Shianni if she’s doing okay, to which she of course asks why she wouldn’t be. They are all so happy, and healthy, and safe. There is nothing to fear. Everything is peaceful, as it’s always been. But where is Tabris’ mother, if that’s the case? Why doesn’t any of all this feel true?

Brosca is getting dressed up in the fanciest of armour only suitable for a noble house such as theirs, when Rica appears and wishes them the best of luck at the Provings. She warns Brosca that the Carta has bets going against them, and needs to be careful no one’s tried to rig the competition. A sense of familiarity washes over them, because yes, that is exactly the kind of thing the Carta would do. But how would Brosca know that? The Carta, that’s Casteless business. 

Aeducan stands before the assembly, prepared to approach their father, who launches into a grand speech about the successful assault in the Deep Roads, led by none other than their middle child. Bhelen and Trian are there too, but there’s something not right about that. Trian is too pleased, and that is something he never was, was he? And Bhelen. There’s an anger rising when Aeducan looks at him, a sense of betrayal, yet he has done nothing but offer his own congratulations. How could Aeducan not trust Bhelen?

[marauders4evr]

THIS SHOW IS SO PURE!

It’s worth noting that Kenneth spent the entire episode making the game (and the subsequent fight) as inclusive as possible for JJ and his disabled friends (all of whom were played by disabled actors/actresses).

[marauders4evr]

BONUS:

[marauders4evr]

Bonus #2

Of course I had to show the best part:

[penny-anna]

Geralt meets Jaskier and is like *sniff sniff* ‘yeah this guy’s part elf, I’m not going to comment on this because it’s a very personal thing to bring up in mixed company and also none of my business’ & never once questions that Jaskier knows this bcos like, that’s the kind of thing people know about themselves, right? and it’s a touchy sort of subject so it’s understandable that Jaskier doesn’t really talk about it, w/e

& then years later Yennefer comments on how improbably youthful Jaskier is and Geralt’s like ‘yeah he’s part elf’ (cause like, we’re all ambiguously-human friends here, nbd)

but Jaskier is like ‘what the fuck? are you talking about?? no I’m not???’ and Geralt is like ‘…..fuck.’

[penny-anna]

Geralt: never mind

Jaskier: no, what are you talking about? what made you think that??

Geralt: I thought you knew.

Jaskier: what do you mean, you thought I knew??

Jaskier: listen, I know the names of all my family going back to my great-great-great-great grandparents, and none of them were elves? 

Geralt: ….well. one of them’s lying.

Jaskier: I don’t like what you’re implying

Geralt: I’m not implying anything

Jaskier: yes, you are? you’re implying that one of my ancestors committed adultery with an elf? which is patently absurd?

Geralt: are you on speaking terms with your parents at the moment

Jaskier: what does that have to do with anything

Geralt: it’s just I don’t know if you should hear this from me

Jaskier: well, I AM hearing it from you, aren’t I????

Geralt: I shouldn’t have brought it up. I thought you knew.

Jaskier: where are you even getting this from? oh, what can you just, sense that somebody’s part elf with your magic witcher powers?

Geralt: …………….

Jaskier: ………………………… *entire sense of identity crumbling* fuck

[hellenhighwater]

Jasker: do you have ANY IDEA how much money I have spent on skin care products over the years???? FOR NO REASON, APPARENTLY???

[queerticulate]

I just love the idea of jaskier later finding out that his grandmother was just as much of a slut and he is and she had a string of lovers and nobody really knew who fathered her children so for convenience sake they were all just ascribed to jaskier’s grandfather and considered legitimate

[penny-anna]

Jaskier: so I found out why nobody told me I’m part elf

Yennefer: oh?

Jaskier: it turns out my grandmother fucked so many people that the paternity of all of her children is up for debate

Jaskier: so they just sort of had to guess which of them were the half elves and in my mother’s case, they were wrong.

Yennefer: that’s hilarious

Geralt: I’m starting to see where you get it from

Jaskier: quite

Jaskier: anyway my mother says please will you come and smell everyone else on her side of the family just in case

Geralt: …hm

[heroofthreefaces]

he’s a mercenary innee

how much is she offering

[dechart]

this is GOLD

[audible-smiles]

I have never watched one second of this show or experienced any of its associated media, and I never will, so I’m just gonna assume this is canon

[lynati]

You gotta love a fandom where, when the creators have said “oh shit, we kinda screwed that up” in response to someone pointing out a plot hole, the fans collectively pave it over by yelling, “NO YOU DIDN’T, WE FIGURED OUT THE PERFECT EXPLANATION FOR THAT!”

[takiki16]

THE WITCHER/MAMA MIA, and i CANNOT BELIEVE i’m the first person to say it

[ask-disneyka]

From the moment I understood the dysphoria of my body, it disgusted me. I craved the E, and smoothness of skin. I aspired to the spinny of the blessed dress. Your kind cling to patriarchal gender norms as if they will not decay and fail you. One day the jumble of oppressive hierarchies that you call traditions will harm you as well, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the machine says trans rights. epic pipe organ bass drop

[yahuaa]

XD

[transmechanicus]