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Just some random stuff from your 'local' Devourer of Dairy Products. I'm an adult

[ohevoyev]

it’s still hot out. time to romanticize the bleak mid-winter

[ohevoyev]

nothing will ever love you or hunger for you like winter

[ohevoyev]

it’s still hot out. time to romanticize the bleak mid-winter

[ohevoyev]

nothing will ever love you or hunger for you like winter

[ohevoyev]

it’s still hot out. time to romanticize the bleak mid-winter

[ohevoyev]

nothing will ever love you or hunger for you like winter

[3ueueb47473hd82j]

[i-like-girls-69]

Me when I fucking get you

[oneeyedsolidsnake]

send his ass to gongaga

[hellsite-testing-ground]

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Harvesting carrots.

[bunjywunjy]

jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven

[acoolguy]

just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam

[mik-mania]

im so fucking stubborn

[invader-bean]

michael what the fuck.

[mik-mania]

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

[mik-mania]

oh lard

[mik-mania]

my son he is sick he has every disease

[mik-mania]

we are nearing peak deviancy

[mik-mania]

happy back-to-school day

[mik-mania]

im so clever that its sickening

[mik-mania]

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

[mik-mania]

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

[mik-mania]

at what point does this stop being a pencil

[leahelizabeth89]

Tags via @mik-mania

[silvermoon424]

Fun fact! one of Strelka's puppies was named Pushinka and given to JFK as a gift to help ease Cold War tensions. Pushinka later had puppies of her own and her descendants are still living as of 2024.

[uququ]

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

[life-of-jauxro]

[anachronic-cobra]

This happens with mobility aids too. I bump into shit with my forearm crutches and say "ow" before I realize those are not, in fact, More Legs. Then when I get up and try to walk without them for a second there's a moment of feeling like a dog walking upright

[hapalopus]

If you find this interesting, look into extended mind/body theory :)

Author: Rachel Bourbaki Category: Philosophy of Mind and Language Word Count: 1000 Can your mind be outside of your body? Typically we think

[thatfandomhoe73]

I think there’s a teaboot(?) post about this with a huge security cam system

[teaboot]

Yeah I get twitchy when I don't have my eyes

[noelle-ism]

ive nposted this before on other posts but this interaction still makes me laugh. i hope he died because he didnt get any of my vegetable soup

[noelle-ism]

folks im not gonna lie to you. ive looked at this conversation like 20 times and ive only just now realized he tried to lie to me about not eating for days within a few seconds of seeing i had a big bowl of soup

[noelle-ism]

its my new rule. U arent allowed to reblog this post no more if you dont know who pjackk is

[gatheringofreblogs]

pjackk is the guy who wanting your soup right

[noelle-ism]

hes the permanent wine stain on the metaphorical carpet of my brain.

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[scramratz]

saw a youtube video with a date of 20 years ago and i thought "surely this is a glitch, youtube wasnt even around 20 years ago" and then i watched as my hands shriveled and fell to dust before my very eyes

[byjove]

I was going to say “they had nothing to do back then” but then I realized someone would be livestreaming this if it happened today

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[parawyrm]

[parawyrm]

@madnessbrainworms pointing at you

[mrsterlingeverything]

Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces

[hotvampireadjacent]

Club penguin. They were penguins.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Im too drunk to read.. what does this say

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mrsterlingeverything]

God i miss him so much