[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[charl0ttan]

its been six days since monday i dont think its coming back. we might be safe for good this time

[coastangel625581158999]

[sacred-portal]

[kosmogrl]

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[sandmandaddy69]

[thememedaddy]

[junglejim4322]

Going back to sleep is so powerful im a huge fan of going back to sleep

[stuckinapril]

I’m fine

[stuckinapril]

I need divine intervention

[weaver-z]

Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp

[drarryking]

[johnnycrass]

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

[helloitsbees]

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

[stuckinapril]

“he’s a red flag” “she’s a green flag” I’m a white flag. I give up bitch

[m-e-w-666]

what’s the word for post nut clarity but for situations

[m-e-w-666]

the word i was looking for was hindsight

[newvegascowboy]

“Tumblr is my bedroom” this “tumblr is a pinboard” that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[thesearethedaysofmylife]

Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

[caats]

[scarabesque-returns]

[sabojude]