[dear-ao3]

[miraculously-noir]

my friend: hey do you like slow burn?

me, a miraculous ladybug fan since 2015 and self proclaimed ceo of the slow burn fan club:

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[closet-keys]

Me: all I’m saying is that if make-up truly was about creative expression and not societal expectation then it would be perfectly acceptable to come to work with my face painted green and wearing artificial tusks

My boss: okay fine just please take them off

[black-0rpheus]

Diahann Carroll and Paul Newman in Paris Blues, c. 1961

[seriousjones]

when you’re watching dora the explorer and swiper actually swipes something

[cried-havoc]

[tigerlilyupinthisbitch]

Tom Hardy laughs like an old wizened prospector finding gold after digging for 15 years.

[garbageboys]

[catchymemes]

[bugkeeping]

met a very confused bee who thought my pants were a flower

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

SOUND ON

[zhe-lazy-fox]

aw confused bee sounds like a chicken XD

[kissaubasard-deactivated2019032]

It is a chicken

[vogueksoo]

do kyungsoo, news outlet interview pictures (181210)

[hadestigers]

guess what fucking day it is

[thedramaandart]

[officialdreadwolf]

my favourite part of Orwell’s writing is when he described anime glasses flashing in an essay he wrote in 1945

[brundlejenn]

this would be far too powerful

[larrytrainor]

boba actually means boob 😔

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[anarch0possum]

we been drinkin

titty tea

[vontacompton]

[pope-goodvibes]

boba fett been off the shits this whole time

[devoposting-deactivated20190507]

Oppai fett

[punkconcert]

John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon

[somewhat-honest-abe]

I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™

[gh0sthoodie]

This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.

[untitled4022]

Omg