The Wanderer's Pad

Adam / 28 / writer / old soul with the heart of a child / very Canadian / Gemini Sun / Cancer Moon / Virgo Rising / INFP /

[sirfrogsworth]

Wholesome acceptable rat kissing. 

[did-you-know]

A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

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[amarettosweet]

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

chaotic good

[possiblypessimistic]

chaotic frustrated 

[loislane]

in superman adventures #19, there’s a villain named multi-face who can convincingly disguise himself as anyone, even tricking dna tests and x-ray vision. Superman initially can’t stop him

and the only reason he gets caught is because multiface decides to disguise himself as, of all people, CLARK KENT i’m screaming

[loislane]

why do villains always mess up so badly

[ninja-pyro]

Clark Kent attending Bruce Wayne’s yacht party where Bruce told Clark to wear his clothes and……

[stalker-among-the-stars]

Ta-Da!

Sard borken

[cryptiboy]

calling the people at the party Bruce’s “fake friends” as if he’s Bruce’s only real friend and he’s low key jealous

[brainstatic]

A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was disgracing the dignity of the presidency. 

[bioandroid]

This is incredible

[petegabriel]

asmr: peter gabriel becoming increasingly annoyed with ur shitty novice inability to catch a fucking dinosaur

[awesomacious]

The sweetest granddaughter

[jvlianbashir]

porn bot adding a virus link to my post: basic. expected. pedestrian. predictable.

porn bot replying to my post with a single, cryptic word: infinitely more eerie and menacing

[jvlianbashir]

is this a threat

[beggars-opera]

[beggars-opera]

well if that’s not the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen on this hellsite

[thestarwarsdaily]

Star Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope (1977)

[ruinedchildhood]

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[erisdogwood]

[miiriya]

[handweavers]

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they're old enough to drive

[handweavers]

someone: im 16

me: ok cool

someone: that means i was born in 2003

me:

[hurleyquinnzel]

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

[thecommonchick]

[taahko]

I went on a journey of self discovery today

[lilac-nightingale]

@steamchef us

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[stand]

my hero

[autumnyte-old]

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

[soradiesinkh3]

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

[alexandra-erin]

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

[not-mitchell]

Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this

[thepowerofselfrespect]

WHEN THE HELL DID I USE THIS TAG