Satan's Bard

🔮💫♍🧜🏼‍♀️🧜🏼‍♂️🎮🎭⚔⚰🕸⚥🍑🍻🍷 Gender nonconforming, androgynous tattooed bard. Swinging swords, singing stories, and good ol' fashioned shit-posting |they/them|

[thecollectibles]

Art by Matt Dixon

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[ottermatopoeia]

It’s a tiddies out look what’s not clicking

[socialistexan]

Democrats👏are👏not👏your👏friends👏

[socialistexan]

I'm sorry she what

[socialistexan]

Jessy Han on Twitter

“Sinema voting no on the minimum wage. #girlboss https://t.co/ybyGcXZ8Vl”

This woman is the personification of the "Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss" meme. Manic Pixie Dream Centrist ass.

Your first bisexual Senator, everyone! Hope the ~~representation~~ was worth it. Hope you're feeling seen while working class bi people starve to death!

[cripples-r-us]

She also apparently brought a fucking cake like how much more cartoonishly evil can you get??

[socialistexan]

She saw Sofia Coppola's Marie Antoinette movie where's she's this mid-00's indie twee princess and thought it was an instructional movie, apparently.

[politicalsci]

[srsfunny]

They really do be like that

[kreolemami]

And if you’re a dollar over what they decide poor is, suddenly you’re just not

[cowboy]

[22nd]

[totalheel]

*does this to you*

[brucebocchi]

[roboco-san]

absolutely losing my shit over this crucifix transformer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: warforge designed to fight vampires

Source: JizaiToys

[amshiiii]

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

[dsmsix]

I take care of dragon

[malebite]

????? what dragon

[dsmsix]

dragon th... dragon these...

nuts across your face

[metalheadsagainstfascism]

Hope I got the whole thing. Here you go. A lesson on how language effects perception of slavery.

[von-felden]

Booty (licious)

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

Pussy (vicious)

[atlas-prime]

Cock (nutritious)

[faggo-tron-prime]

Tits (malicious)

[hidingoutbackstage]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

this is what the queen and prince philip look like

[siahatha]

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

[acoolguy]

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

[enigma-absolute]

@annabethisterrified you’re

w h a t

[annabethisterrified]

LOL yep that’s the day job! I started last year after graduating, working on the NASA side of things with the mission doing social media/outreach, so I’m going to do my obligatory HUBBY LINK DROP: insta, twitter, fb

[dexmathylphenidate]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[sky-moon-nature-deactivated2023]

Effing wow 😮

[thedrunkhermit-deactivated20180]

@forestwildflower

[forestwildflower-deactivated202]

Dang

[sentry-34]

POW

[clevermanka]

the delay where you think it might be possible that the tree will survive and then…nope

[ronaldmackinnon]

Fantastic video! And it perfectly illustrates why you never rest under a tree during a lightning storm. Not for risk of electrocution, but because of the tree. When lightning struck the tree, all of the sap inside of it boiled spontaneously - that’s what caused the tree to explode. So you’re more likely to be injured by shrapnel, boiling hot sap, and/or have stuff fall on you than be electrocuted.

[adventuringchangeling]

Adventurer’s Tip #301: Please, for the love of anygod, do not stand under trees during a storm. See above for details.

[rhythmtengoku]

"lola bunny space jam this, lola bunny feminist icon that" everyone shut up lola bunny space jam will never amount to whatever the hell was going on with her in the looney tunes show

[a-spoonful-of-generosity]

Run, Bugs.. Runawaaay, and never return.

God, Lola used to be such a cool and capable character. I used to have allot of respect for her as a filly. First they removed her brains, and now they’re removing her breasts. Now she’s just “LOLa” but not really in a funny way. Damn humans ruin everything..

[milfkazmoved-deactivated2021072]

What the fuck are you on my dude

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

[valarie-solanas]

I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

[gaslightgallows]

And it’s kosher!

[deadgodjess]

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

[delicatelytoobear]

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

[gaslightgallows]

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”