The Wayward Word

[to-orrr]

tomato

[segamascott]

[muppetshow2026]

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

[mismedleym]

recollections

[mrporg]

[yellbug]

i used to follow someone who would reblog this post like 50 times a day and i tried to filter it but because i filtered it using the whole phrase i would see them all anyway but it made the whole post funnier to me so i left it like that and now every time i see this i smile fondly

[miss-hexatrix]

I can't tell you how strange it felt to see a post with this photo attached, bc I also have this post blocked in the exact same way

Though to be fair it's nice to know I'm not alone

[yellbug]

[friendlynoodles]

paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

[marlowe-art]

fishy dreams 😸

[spellcastergirl]

Adorable!

[thewaywardword]

If you're going to do something that crazy, save it for when it'll make a difference. But absent near-omniscience there's no way to know when that is. You can only make your best approximate calculation. You can only make your throw and try to puzzle out the results afterward.

Ancillary Justice, by Ann Leckie

[kaphkas]

favourite Good Omens quotes + Crowley and Aziraphale

(based on this set)

[bicklandia]

Two Farthings = One Ha’Penny. Two Ha’Pennies = One Penny. Three Pennies = A Thrupenny Bit. Two Thrupences = A Sixpence. Two Sixpences = One Shilling, or Bob. Two Bob = A Florin. One Florin and One Sixpence = Half a Crown. Four Half Crowns = Ten Bob Note. Two Ten Bob Notes = One Pound (or 240 pennies). One Pound and One Shilling = One Guinea. The British resisted decimalized currency for a long time because they thought it was too complicated.

Good Omens, Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett. (via bicklandia)

[heartofjarnvidr]

War by alicexz

[fangirlyra]

Visit Original Link

There were angels dining at the Ritz,

and a Nightingale sang in Berkeley Square.

[bezael]

And the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. [This is not actually true. The road to Hell is paved with frozen door to door salesmen. On weekends many of the younger demons go ice skating down it.]

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman Good Omens. (via bezael)

[jaceythefaye-blog]

[thewaywardword]

Neil Gaiman: “The first radio interview we did [for Good Omens] in New York, the interviewer was asking us ‘Who is Agnes Nutter? What is her history? Is Armageddon happening?” and so on and so forth. After a while, we twigged he hadn’t realized this was fiction. He thought he’d been given two...

[queerfrog-deactivated20140415]

i love this book so much oh my god

[bestwizzard]

Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand bookseller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.

If I were an immortal angel, Good Omens. (via sobrighteverywhere)

[mr-another]

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