Speranza Mi Da Vita

Danielle Elon, but I go by Danielle. 20 something. I am me, just me, and that's enough.

[roughentumble]

ok hanging out on reddit is actually a great idea. someone said they didnt like henry cavill as geralt because witchers move "10x faster than a human", but cavill only moves at human speeds, and someone replied they were "fascinated by what actor they would suggest instead" given the limitation that all actors are human.

[roughentumble]

"maybe OP knows the secret to making witchers in real life but no one's listening" bro 😭

[thedramaandart]

"Geralt should be played by a horse" is the hot take of the day.

[tokidokifish]

genuinely i think that's what he would want

[potterblr]

Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts 2022 | dir. Joe Pearlman, Casey Patterson

[fallingforleavesandpumpkins]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spider-hole-deactivated20150703]

coffee has water in it I’m doing fine

[pussikatelovesautumn]

Okay these are the most beautiful cupcakes I’ve ever seen!

[slytherinnpride]

hp aesthetic → autumn at hogwarts

“Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple.”

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG

[verypowerfulwitch]

I think I'm gonna keep wearing a mask forever just to piss people off. I don't want to breathe your air. Die mad about it

[amygdalae]

Keying/graffiti-ing someones car is old news now if someone cheats we go at their wardrobe with a seam ripper

yknow what? Fuck you *unstitches all your shirts and jeans*

[melyzard]

My mother did this to my father once. They got into an argument, my very pregnant and hormonal mother stormed off…except they lived in a tiny apartment so the only place to go was to shut herself into the closet for a good long sulk. And while she was sitting in there, fuming, she looked up and saw her sewing kit on the shelf, and all my father’s uniforms hanging right there.

So she picked one shirt and one pair of trousers, carefully, methodically ripped every third stitch out of every seam, and then hung them back up together so that he would be likely to pick them at the same time. This took her a couple hours, so by the time she was done, the anger had worn down. She came out, she and my father had a talk that ended in apologies, after which they were tired and went to bed. My mother swears up and down that she meant to warn my father about the sabotaged clothes in the morning, but he wore a different uniform set and they were both still feeling a little raw, so she didn’t want to bring up the fight again. She decided to tell him that night instead.

And then she forgot.

Anyway, about four days later, my father apparently came home roughly an hour after he left for work, his clothes slowly, gently shredding off his body, the most bewildered expression on his face. “Paula,” he said, his voice mildly shell-shocked. “Paula, my clothes are broken.”

My mother promptly burst out laughing so hard that she went into labor. And that’s the story of my birth, heralded by petty vengeance and utter confusion.

[batteredshoes]

January 20, 2021

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

I hate that I fully understand this

[freshbrewedlife]

Madeline Kate Martinez | @madelinekate_illustrates

[memewhore]

[princesconsuela]

[yashaflowers]

As a proud indigenous woman, I want to remind everyone that with Thanksgiving coming up, to stay educated on the history of what actually happened. And don’t forget to honor and stay educated on the hundreds of diverse native american nations🖤

[studentlifeproblems]

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MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters