[wats-am]

Sally Hardesty didn’t see her brother sawn to shreds before her eyes, run miles through the night, screaming at the top of her lungs, leap through a two story window and still manage to escape a family of lofty cannibals with a twisted leg and a gaping, fucking head wound for people to place her so low on the best final girls list.

[chainsawmurdoc]

[gooseformer]

Frank Welker is the funniest man alive

[teaboot]

using gluten-free potato flour, chickpea water, artificial sweetener, lactose-free milk, and that ‘cant believe it’s not butter’ shit to make what scientists are calling “improbable cake”

[catswithpancakehands-deactivate]

this sounds improbable. can i have a slice?

[fluxxdog]

unlikely

[broken-horn-of-equius]

So does it really exist? Or is it a lie??

[fluxxdog]

Two things can be real.

[teaboot]

Please do not continue to question the probability of my statistically aberrant cake

[strange-aeons]

against all odds i have brought it into existence

[lowbutt]

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

[prokopetz]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone mess up reading a caliper quite that badly.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I love fat girls

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Fat girls.... I love you.....

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Fat girls.......

[itz-pandora]

"why do all the men have long hair?" BECAUSE FUCK YOU!!!!! 💥💥💥💥💥RAHHHHHHH

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

[great-and-small]

Video of a crab where nothing happens

[internetgreatesthits]

[monowires]

i can’t say “angry birds ratios a transphobe” was on my 2023 bingo card, but i’m not disappointed

[nicowills-1]

[respect-the-locals]

[stickandthorn]

I’d die on the hill that “stranger danger” is a deeply unhelpful mentality to have. “Ooooh everyone is out to get me they’re all gonna perpetrate harm that’s actually more likely to come from someone I already know. I better never talk to anyone in my community who I don’t already know, just to be safe. I’m sure there are no other biases interwoven with this mentality” like oh my god human traffickers do not just randomly spawn in every parking lot. You don’t have to go solo hitchhiking across the country but you also don’t have to live in fear that every guy on the street is the knife man who’s gonna get you. Like have situational awareness, yeah. But most of the time the guy on the street is not knife man he’s actually just a guy on the street and he’s probably pretty chill, and you’re driving yourself crazy by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear.

[maja-paja]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]