Andromeda’s Corner

20tF, on DIY HRT (40mg/30d EUn), I’m a subby mess. NSFW - Hornyposting on Main - DNI minors/ageless.

[thewitchandromeda]

fyi if i like a post but don't reblog immediately its probably queued :3

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[dumbdoegirl]

seeing girls faces after i lift them into my arms and hearing them say no one’s done that before makes hitting the gym so worth it. i wanna make every single girl over 6 ft tall feel like a precious little princess because you all are. i love you. i do all of this for you.

[dumbdoegirl]

you’re liftable. i could lift you. i promise. you deserve it.

[anarqueeen]

You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

[betterbooktitles]

[storyweavingspider]

Transmisogynists will see trans women talking about how TMEs of all genders will attempt to coercively rape us by forcing us to comptop no matter how much we protest until we break and just do it for them, and assume that WE are the rapists because that’s all they’re capable of viewing us as.

We aren’t women to any of them, we aren’t people, and we sure as hell could never be the *actual* victims. All any of these freaks can see us as are predators and rapists and abusers in waiting.

They don’t care about actual survivors or victims, they care about harming trans women and getting off on our suffering.

[clickrtraind]

instant puppy

[clickrtraind]

panel one girl scared and sad and wearing clothes she hates and too tired and done to take care of herself. shes like no its ok im sorry for taking up space i dont want to bother you .

cut to panel two and her new owner's got her lying across her thighs, stroking her softly and kissinf her sore paws even though she's still kind of wet from thw bath her owner gave her. shes got a bone strapped into her snout so she cant apologize for being around anymore

[clickrtraind]

AND shes gained a ton of weight

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

[winnie-wine]

[in-libris-liberta-s-deactivated]

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

[iamnmbr3]

btw this is literally what goes down. it’s great. 

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

You just know the ye olde peasants went NUTS at that last part

[elodieunderglass]

We don’t say sblood enough we should bring it back

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[amateurbdsm]

[doomedmutual]

[crippy-tangerine]

"erm actually this thing you said you experienced, where doctors treated you wrong, is illegal!!" Do you understand that medical malpractice is a real thing and not just a plot device from House MD. You get that, right. Right??

[agvantibo]

Transfemmes are so reluctant to touch grass they've had to invent grass that touches them instead. And also carries them to the doctor. And also tops them because why fucking not.