The Wizard of Moss

A writer of fantasy fiction and fanciful fanfic! Also I make YouTube videos. 💜 Linktree

[charlesoberonn]

Need help with overloyal eunuch

I've had my eunuch for nearly 1 year now and he still hasn't started scheming. I checked everywhere. No coup plots, no poisonings, no intelligence leaks to rebel factions. I tried introducing him to my concubines and my bastard sons but so far he's been a loyal, trustworthy servant. He even helped foil an assassination plot by my half-brother. Is he trying to lull me into a false sense of security? Do I need to get another eunuch for them to scheme together?

[charlesoberonn]

Update: The eunuch and I are now lovers

[charlesoberonn]

Update 2: He stabbed me

[kittykatninja321]

Favorite culinary herb?

cilantro

parsley

mint

dill

oregano

sage

thyme

rosemary

tarragon

bay leaf

basil

other (say in tags)

Voting ended onApr 28

I haven’t done a random poll in a minute let’s talk about herbs. Personally cilantro is my best friend

[queenofthyme]

do you even have to ask?

[what-even-is-thiss]

You can tell where a culture from the far past generally never went because they usually put all the weird stuff there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of versions of the Greek and Roman afterlife aren’t actually underground. They’re just really far west. Atlas is also supposedly out west holding up the sky. The Amazons are somewhere around the Black Sea that’s where all the weird people live right

[what-even-is-thiss]

Norse afterlife might be underground. It might just be really far north. If you go really far East there will be some kind of evil forest. You know the one.

[what-even-is-thiss]

If you read a thousand and one nights a weird number of the stories get set in “China” but when you read it, clearly it’s not China. It’s still describing things from the medieval Arab world. China was apparently just a code word for a long time ago in a galaxy far far away basically.

[ceaseless-watchers-special-girl]

in the closet? nah man i’m in a coffin. i’m underground. yeah bro im being buried alive but it’s okay dude my heart is still beating. yeah man there is still time

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[samreich]

secretary of the arts when

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

link to post

[swordofwit]

A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

[thesadisticsiren]

I don't know which option I find funnier, Shen Yuan being the only person in the country with no microplastics in his body because Luo Binghe transmigrated over and bloodmited him, OR that Binghe is incensed that he actually can't do anything about the microplastics. Bloodmites, heavenly pillar, qi transfers, nothing works. Shen Yuan's in the best health he's ever been in his life, but Binghe can't touch this world's WithoutACure and he's so fucking mad about it.

[club-cryptid-by-sarah]

It’s been a while! Merry Christmas everyone!

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[merniumdraws]

[VD: A an animation of the various forms of Hua Cheng, transforming into each other. The first is Hong-er, transforming into young soldier Hua Cheng through red mist. The young soldier transforms into Wu Ming, who transforms into San Lang. San Lan transforms into Hua Cheng’s true form, all through red mist-like shapes. End VD]

animation practice ft. hua cheng :)

[bogactivity]

Jiang Cheng print likely debuting at smash Chibi sydney

[murderofsomeone]

it's halloween season, give prev a trick

headless horse. no man, sorry (or congrats)

a one way ticket to scary world

pocket sand

one million draculas

a neutron star sandwich

the sinister potion! (but it's forbidden)

nickelodeon slime dunk

annoyed by bothersome creature

straight to the examination table

bitten by werewolf (non-contiguous, annoying)

Voting ended onOct 25, 2025

treat poll here

[murderofsomeone]

it's halloween season, give prev a treat

a free pass to becoming a creature

plastic spider ring

all the yummy chemicals you can eat

bag of gummy bats and eyeballs

huge sandwich

spooky sound gizmo

caramel apple

tickets to an amusement park on halloween (and YOU'RE coming with me)

terrible horror movie to watch with friends

werewolf bite (contagious, YAY!)

Voting ended onOct 25, 2025

trick poll here

[soursoppi]

baby is baby no matter the size or age

[gaywarcriminals]

Binggeyuan reverse transmigration where SY notices that half the time Bingge initiates sex, he seems more excited about the aftercare/afterglow than the sex itself, and eventually pieces together that Bingge doesn't know non-sexual intimacy is an option/ that he can just ask for SY to hold him.

[supertaliart]

I was running out of post-it ideas and this was so silly to me.