subtext & headaches & hand grenades

Canadiana, random dorkery, and squee. Categories not mutually exclusive.

[hungwy]

im joining the sleep war on the side of bed and blanky

[sermna]

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

[imdrinkingmiso]

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

[taavicleric]

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[luxwing]

@tuesdaey

[patrik6090]

Just finishd gay porn

ALL OF IT???????

[my-dailydreams]

[ashenberry]

reblog game put in the tags how you found prev

[poetrylesbian]

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

[ritavonbees]

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

[chipcheesesandwich]

Gah, I love Nog. I never felt more gut wrenched when he said "because I don't want to end up like my father" half crying. He knows his dad/Rom is a great engineer, but the Ferengi culture made him be of no value to their society. Nog knows he doesn't have the lobes to be a great Ferengi, but he knows he has the same talent as his father. And by him entering Starfleet, and being the very first Ferengi to do so, he wants to prove that he and Rom do have value. But the best part coming from this was Rom, being inspired by his own son, becomes less Ferengi and proves his values on his own too. I love them so much.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[drowsy-fantasy]

$5000 seems like a nice amount. Somebody should just give me $5000 today. Directly into my bank account. It would be very nice.

[huffylemon]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

legendary scrandle pull

[lazarus-lazuli]

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

[dogpuppy]