James Aeza

I'm literally just vibing bro. Queer male.

[doctorsiren]

I saw this meme and knew what I had to do

[pitbolshevik]

this collar isnt a sex thing it's so the scientists who are studying me know where i am

[wheeled-jack]

The scientists studying me is definitely a sex thing though.

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[official-lucifers-child]

oh hey, this post got even better since the last time i saw it.

[16woodsequ]

BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.

[thewriterisalwayswrite]

These tags got me. I'm writing right now.

thank you @planetlessmoon hehe

[chaser]

[bitternest]

Come on Tumblr, don’t be fucking cowards

Alternatively -  come on nameless intern #102, you have a chance to be the fucking funniest person on staff.

[bitternest]

cowards

[northwest-cryptid]

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

[thewriterisalwayswrite]

me: typing on my creative piece, for which I use the name of someone I know irl

me, to myself: what if instead of hitting close discord i hit join call and stream screen live and now everyone can see what i’m typing and thinks it’s cringe and i’m a creep and-

[thewriterisalwayswrite]

Virgil: Can we ritually sacrifice him?

Roman: You belong in a psychiatric unit.

Virgil: I belong in a hamster enclosure.

[babydriverseeseverything]

[thewriterisalwayswrite]

bbc sherlock: “i am so mysterious and cool and im a hiGh fUnCtiOniNg sOciOpAtH”

book sherlock: *shoots cocaine* “the world goes round the sun? do i look like i give a fuck?” *kills elderly dog*

[tudemus]

[stjohnstarling]

The sneak peek was AWESOME! Really getting everyone excited for the real deal!

❤️❤️ Thank you so much it’s really lovely to hear!

(if anyone wants to read it it’s over here)

[electr0cut1e]

one tik tok trend I've been seeing a lot of is making slideshows about the indomitable human spirit and you know... I think the kids are alright

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[betery]

For anyone who has any questions about ‘aren’t the statistics bloated because there are more school children than cops?’ (oh yeah I saw those) Let me tell you the answer of what the number of shot children in school should look like:

(Image description: A blank graphing template.)

None. NO children should be shot in schools. There’s your answer.

Why do cops get shot on the job? Because they signed up to enforce the law and sometimes that requires dealing with dangerous people allowed to have mass murder machines.

A child cannot CHOOSE to go to school until they are like 15 in some states. But adults CAN choose to fill out an application for a job they WANT. Do not equate the life of a vulnerable child to that of a grown adult making adult choices.

Have the day you deserve.

[versatilehorizon234]

y’all hear me out: quiet, gentle giant Bruce Wayne

my man spends ALL NIGHT kicking ass, i just feel like in his every day (especially after Dick and the rest of the kids come into the picture) he just wants everything to be quiet and chill??

i don’t mean bumbling like Clark, but just a dude who likes to sit and listen. always thoughtful in his answers. that kind of thing. if he bumps into you, he quietly but sincerely apologizes.

like i just see Bruce at a gala. hulking, buff, in a fancy ass suit. and he’s just quietly mingling as he’s supposed to, nodding and thoughtfully discussing other philanthropic opportunities.

when he sits down and baby Dick Grayson clambers into his lap, Bruce can be seen holding him so gently and speaking with him quietly. the other attendees whisper to each other, wondering what they must be talking about.

Bruce sitting in board meetings, silent, until he interjects with something insightful and helpful.

i just think that a dude who has to spend all night being angry (for lack of a better phrase), kicking ass, giving orders and strategizing, and protecting all of his kids?? he comes home and just wants to be quiet and listen and think and take up as little space as possible.

i just love Bruce Wayne.

[fisshontoast]

ID: a 2 panel comic of septimus and beetle. Beetle is wearing his admirals jacket and has short dark hair and septimus is wearing a tunic. Beetle is coloured solid blue and septimus is coloured solid green.

In the first panel beetle looks up to the left slightly, away from septimus as though thinking, and says "sometimes I wonder how I taste lol". Septimus stands to his right with both hands held in front of him (the "raptor hands" autism thing) and says "I can help with that".

In the second panel, beetle has a serious, slightly disturbed face, and looks at septimus. In a thought bubble drawn in a cartoon style he is imagining septimus biting into his arm with sharp teeth, spewing blood. Septimus is smiling and blushing, and is imagining them kissing, surrounded by pink.

End ID

Um. Hi sep heap fandom

[thewriterisalwayswrite]

i would literally be so into it if someone put their cig out on me and no i will not be unpacking that in therapy