i'm insane but the authorities don't need to know that

probably the most insane girl you will ever meet. a multi fandom who believes in family except my father and grandfather. long story. I think i'm weird enough to survive tumblr at any rate. not entirely sure that I should be proud about that but whatever.

[kimpossibooty]

Again if you’re looking to get married before you lose that right please contact me I can marry you and they won’t be able to take that away

[kimpossibooty]

This is a very serious offer just to be clear

[kimpossibooty]

To clarify I’m offering to officiate your marriage as a minister to make sure that you are married before any actions can be taken against your right to do so

I’m located in Virginia right now but I’m willing to travel a little and some states allow marriages via webcam so if yours allows that then that’s an option

[morganoperandi]

I’m going to add my voice to this.  I live in Washington State, near Seattle, and I’m a registered minister.  I officiated the wedding of my friends Chris and Wayne when we got marriage equality here, and I’m more than happy to help others who need it.

[ventela1]

~✨🔮🚺🇺🇸👩🏼🇺🇸🚺🔮✨~

Emoji spell to elect Hillary as president. Likes charge, reblogs cast. But it’s made of votes, hope, and love.

Thank you. Remember to thank everyone you know who voted.

[alanapants]

Emoji spell for a Hillary win.

🔮💙👩 ☮ 🇺🇸 ☮ 👩 💙 🔮

Like or reblog to charge this bad boy up.

[puttingcursesondonaldjtrump]

[naamahdarling]

cannibalcoalition:

Like to charge, reblog to cast. 

I curse Donald Trump and I curse his ideas.  I invoke the Hex of Obsolescence.

May he be devoured by his own shadow, may his name stick in every throat, may the favoring of him bind to the earth every roving foot until the nail of hatred is pulled, may his ideas twist to lance any hand which will not renounce its greed, may the churned mud of lies clot every closed heart with weakness and fear, may he and his works fall and be devoured by the teeming creatures that feast on rot and putrescence, may his ugliness be sunk into emptiness and ruin, may his name and his word turn to dust and be driven like ash before a fiery wind, never to find rest in any fertile field, nor nourish any fruit.

[castironjackelope]

Sure, i’m down to join a tumblr curse.

[fallenangelmuse]

Boi, I’m down with it

[janglle]

@scnio

[youvegotenoughnerve]

So fanon is wonderful and I love what this fucking community has created (Theodore Nott as a character for instance) but I was thinking about all of the things that are ACTUALLY CANON. Like. Things that Break Your Heart in the Best (And Worst) Way that are fucking Canon. So anyway, here’s a list

- Remus and Sirius still called each other ‘Moony’ and 'Padfoot’ after Azkaban

- Dobby and Malfoy call it the Come And Go room

- Neville learns to be brave all by his fucking self because until the 5th book, he canonically has no friends

- Luna’s clothing is stolen from her and hidden /throughout the castle/

- James, Sirius, and Peter decide to become animagi for the sole purpose of helping Remus handle the full moon

- Remus Lupin cannot get a job anywhere

- Draco Malfoy tried to become Harry Potter’s friend

- Fred and George are smart but just don’t care, and are actually SUCCESSFUL

- Angelina gets harassed for being black

- Quiddich has no gender. Anyone can play regardless, it just has to do with how good of a player you are.

- Ron is really good at chess

- Trelawney gets roughly 60% of her predictions correct (I have a whole long big rant about her I’ll be posting at some point)

- Malfoy knows about Sirius’s Padfoot form

- No one in the Order of the Phoenix (except for the marauders) knew about the animagus forms during the first war

- Crookshanks is friends with Sirius

- Luna painted her ceiling

- Neville and Ginny went to the Yule Ball together and he kept stepping on her toes

- Cormac was your stereotypical “fuck boy” and scared Hermione Granger of all people into hiding

- Lockhart loves to sign his name, and calls it “joined up writing”

- Neville’s parents never recovered

- Arthur is confused why wearing a kilt and a poncho would be weird

- Neville’s grandmother fought off Death Eaters and is a fucking bad ass

- When Hermione’s teeth grew because of a jinx, Snape did literally nothing, sending Goyle up to the hospital wing and saying that he “saw no difference” with Hermione

- Malfoy made badges about Harry Potter

- Ginny was possessed by Voldemort and Harry (and the rest of the world, it seems, sometimes) forgot

- Harry’s mirror in his room at the Leaky Cauldron in Prisoner of Azkaban, talked to him

- Remus was bitten because of something his father did.

- Peter got an Order of Merlin - first class

- Snape almost got an Order of Merlin for catching Sirius (then he escaped again lol)

- Mollys clock had a hand for each member of the family. I wonder what happened after Fred…

- Luna’s mother experimented with spells

- Draco legitimately repented

- Harry told the secret of the sorting to his son… it’s a SECRET POTTER!!! Remember when Ron was worried it would be wrestling a troll?

- Hagrid was in his late 60s during the Battle of Hogwarts

- Remus was a half-blood

- Owls literally understood human language

- Dean didn’t grow up with his biological dad (or any dad as far as we know, though he does say “parents” at one point)

- Minerva is Scottish™

- Ginny wrote a poem for Harry when she was 11

- Sirius’s entire immediate family was dead when he got out of Azkaban.

- House Elves are a lot more powerful than wizards give them credit for

- Winky and Hagrid were both alcoholics

- Sirius heard rumors of Voldemort’s potential return before Dumbledore did

- The Sneekoscope never lied

- Sirius was laughing while he was being arrested

- Sirius and Buckbeak were bffs

- The Gryffindors used to have a reserve team… that didn’t happen again, I guess?

- Aberforth had a thing for goats

- Pig-widgeon and Crookshanks’s disappearance from the 7th book are never explained (bitter)

I have more. I know I do. But it’s almost 3 am and I need sleep. If you care, I have sources for Every Single One of these, hit me up, I’ll prove them all!

[swarmofbees-official]

if this gets 100,000 notes, then we, a gigantic swarm of bees, will personally fight donald trump

[zzzccm]

petition for stars in the day time please???

[nonbinarbee-blog]

girls already exist

[zzzccm]

Oh my gosh this is the best comment ever

[infinittywar]

i hate when scientists are like ‘this planet cant have aliens on it because there’s no water! the atmosphere is wrong! theres not enough heat to sustain life!’ because dude theyre aliens, nobodys saying they need any of those things to exist

[carryonmysociallyawkwardson]

we’re so humanocentric it’s infuriating. just because we can’t live there doesn’t mean nothing can! like, never mind aliens, we do this with our own fucking planet! scientists used to think nothing could possibly live at the bottom of the oceans, because “all life needs sunlight to survive, of course!” yet what did we find when we invented submarines that could go deep enough? the barren wasteland the scientists were expecting? fuck no! the bottom of the sea is teeming with all sorts of weird and wonderful creatures even wackier than anything they ever came up with in star trek! when we discover aliens, we probably won’t even fucking realise it, because they’ll be so different from what we’re used to as ‘life’, we won’t even recognise them as living beings

[asdhbaskd-deactivated20170709]

things are  heating up in the alien fandom

[dalniente]

oh my god this bothers me EVERY TIME because like

okay let’s talk about oxygen. can i? talk about oxygen? if you aren’t about this post just hit ctrl+j and skip it because i’m gonna talk about oxygen and extremophiles for a minute here.  

so!  humans and a lot of other Big Life Forms on Earth need oxygen to survive.  we use oxygen in our electron transport chains.  this is what allows us to respirate.  this is how we breathe.

but it doesn’t have to be oxygen!  there are other elements and compounds that also work as electron acceptors: manganese, mercury, sulfate, nitrate.  these are used in anaerobic respiration (as opposed to aerobic, which uses oxygen).  as far as i know, the only anaerobic respirators out there are teeny-tiny, microbes and such.  but that doesn’t mean anaerobic organisms can’t evolve into big, complicated critters like humans–it just means they probably can’t do it on Earth, because Earth is covered in oxygen, and these teeny-tiny critters can’t breathe oxygen.  (also, oxygen is a really efficient electron acceptor.  sulfate and nitrate are less efficient, so less energy is released per oxidized molecule.  which is fine, but life could develop a more efficient energy utilization system to compensate!  it could happen!  and, on a planet without oxygen, it would be so much easier for the teeny-tiny critters to thrive and expand!  and there might be other equivalents for biosynthesis that work just as well!  we don’t know!)

the thing about life is–it uses what resources it has.  it shapes itself around what it has.  what else can it do?  the organisms around the ocean vents have no sunlight and very little molecular oxygen, so they use other stuff: hydrogen sulfide, inorganic reduced compounds, carbon dioxide, iron, sulfur.  do me a favor and read the wikipedia article on lithotrophs.  chemolithotrophs are especially fascinating to me.

and there are acidophiles!  teeny-tiny things that live in highly acidic environments!  we’re talking, like, a pH of 2 or below.  (vinegar has a pH of 2.)   take Ferroplasma, for example.  these are microbes found a lot in acid mine drainage–Ferroplasma uses sulfur cycling to convert sulfide in the metal ore into sulfuric acid.  sulfuric acid is bad news for you and me, but the other acidophiles are totally fine with it.  and F. acidarmanus is a microbe that lives on one specific mountain in California–this little critter lives in pHs close to 0.  it lives in an environment just north of battery acid in terms of habitability.

and oh, man, you guys, we have not even scraped the surface on extremophiles.  i can yell forever about extremophiles.  but you get the point!  so now imagine if the whole planet had a low pH–maybe not that low, but LOW.  and now let it percolate for, oh…three billion years.

WHAT THE HELL WOULD MACROSCOPIC LIFE EVEN LOOK LIKE

I CANNOT EVEN GUESS

BUT I BET IT WOULD BE SUPER COOL

tl;dr yes hush about “atmospheres being wrong.”  if it HAS an atmosphere, there could be something there. anything. 

[kcundercover]

Zendaya explains why she’s still on Disney Channel

[abolishwhiteboys]

Host: Alright, Let’s talk about movies, acting, tv. KC Undercover season 2 is about to…next month, right?

Zendaya: Yeah very soon. So, yeah uh I mean it was really cool for me is. I mean there are a couple reasons oh people are like are like ‘oh you’re still on Disney Channel, mama”

Host: “Get your money Zendaya. Get your money.

Zendaya: “Let me explain something to you A. That’s a solid job, ok? You call me back when you go to a solid, you know what I mean, take care of my family. Ok pay the bills keep the lights on.

Host: Nice Paychecks!

Zendaya: “But other than that. Honestly, Seriously. It is. A. I get to produce meaning I get to learn about. In a comfortable space that I am comfortable in. I’ve been in the Disney family for a long time. They trust me. I trust them. I’m able to learn, you know.

My opinion is valued. I’m able to, you know, understand what it takes to put on productions and budgeting and all this crazy stuff people don’t think about, people don’t know really happens. Cause I wanna be like Shonda Rhimes. I don’t know about yall, but that woman is incredible. So, I wanna start learning and figuring that stuff out now. So, A.

B. Also is because I feel like there was a very much a lack of diversity on the channel. You know what I’m saying? Something, for me, as a young mixed girl I felt like there needed be more representation especially in young programming, for kids. There needs to be something positive, but also something where a young black girl or young black boy can look and see someone that looks like them. That means a lot, you know what I mean? So that for me was something that I really was, really needed, especially needed to happen. Cause I mean what was the last time we had a black show was Raven?”

Host: Yeah…

@captioned-vines

[theselflessbeggar]

My Favorite Moments in Early US History

Alexander Hamilton fucking misspelled Pennsylvania on the Deceleration of Independence

Congress mocked John Adams when they read his personal diary aloud 

Aaron Burr once ate ice cream too quickly, got a brain freeze, and then thought he was dying 

Thomas Jefferson had a ram that he called “this abominable animal”, the ram attacked and hospitalized some pedestrians and killed a small boy. The ram was killed only after it killed some of Jefferson’s other rams 

George Washington literally started the French and Indian War 

Thomas Jefferson designed a macaroni machine and invented the first swivel chair

George Washington was given the highest rank in the US military. When he died, he was only a two star general. Over the years after his death, more stars were added to his title; he now has six stars. By law, no one can ever outrank him 

Marquis de Lafayette was convinced to join the American Revolution by King George III’s brother 

John Adams died on the 4th of July, 1826. His last words were, “Thomas Jefferson still survives.” He was sooo wrong, Jefferson died around 5 hours before Adams on exactly the same day 

Aaron Burr tried to light a candle with gunpowder. He failed, caught himself on fire, then tried again. Burr was literally a human disaster

Alexander Hamilton had a pay book during the Revolutionary War. In the pay book, he wrote about “how in ancient Rome…naked young noblemen whipped young, married women during the celebration of Lupercalia” to help conception, and how orgies helped make “married women more robust and capable of vigorous offspring” To say he was busy during the war is an understatement

Both of James Madison’s Vice-Presidents died during his presidency

Marie Antoinette, knowing that Lafayette was clumsy, invited him to dance. Nervous, he tripped and she laughed at him in front of everyone

[theselflessbeggar]

My Favorite Moments in Early US History

Alexander Hamilton fucking misspelled Pennsylvania on the Deceleration of Independence

Congress mocked John Adams when they read his personal diary aloud 

Aaron Burr once ate ice cream too quickly, got a brain freeze, and then thought he was dying 

Thomas Jefferson had a ram that he called “this abominable animal”, the ram attacked and hospitalized some pedestrians and killed a small boy. The ram was killed only after it killed some of Jefferson’s other rams 

George Washington literally started the French and Indian War 

Thomas Jefferson designed a macaroni machine and invented the first swivel chair

George Washington was given the highest rank in the US military. When he died, he was only a two star general. Over the years after his death, more stars were added to his title; he now has six stars. By law, no one can ever outrank him 

Marquis de Lafayette was convinced to join the American Revolution by King George III’s brother 

John Adams died on the 4th of July, 1826. His last words were, “Thomas Jefferson still survives.” He was sooo wrong, Jefferson died around 5 hours before Adams on exactly the same day 

Aaron Burr tried to light a candle with gunpowder. He failed, caught himself on fire, then tried again. Burr was literally a human disaster

Alexander Hamilton had a pay book during the Revolutionary War. In the pay book, he wrote about “how in ancient Rome…naked young noblemen whipped young, married women during the celebration of Lupercalia” to help conception, and how orgies helped make “married women more robust and capable of vigorous offspring” To say he was busy during the war is an understatement

Both of James Madison’s Vice-Presidents died during his presidency

Marie Antoinette, knowing that Lafayette was clumsy, invited him to dance. Nervous, he tripped and she laughed at him in front of everyone

[saywhatjessie]

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

[seriouslyamerica]

Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around.

[flaminganakin-deactivated201812]

People don’t give Rugrats enough credit for how progressive it was. I mean think about it.

Chuckie, for most of the series is raised by a single father

Angelica’s mother was a high ranking corporate executive

Phil and Lil’s mom was a feminist 

She also breastfed them (which the show actually depicted)

Tommy is half-Jewish and the show actually explored this part of his heritage

Seriously, this show was fucking amazing!! They just don’t make ‘em like this anymore….

[tassiekitty]

Also don’t forget that Chuckie had an interracial family after the second movie.

[jazzthefraz-deactivated20200320]

How are you guys forgetting Susie? I mean her mom was a doctor and her dad was a writer for a famous Children’s TV show. Not to mention Kimmie was anything BUT submissive.

[allanime01]

Remember when they had episodes that hit hard to issues kids might be dealing with? Chuckie only had his Dad on Mothers Day, Tommy had to deal with being outshadowed by a new baby brother, Phil and Lil were constantly being mixed up and then they had a couple episodes where they each found that even as a twin they were their own people. Man Rugrats was the shit.

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[doingoxyinchurch-deactivated201]

I needed this message when I was 8 tbh.

[yipyap]

this is so great. i never see body positivity for hairy girls. just girls who don’t shave and therefor call themselves “hairy” when they’re bald in comparison to girls who actually have an “abnormal quantity” of hair which always makes me roll my eyes

[dlanadhz]

In case no one told you growing up

Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.

If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)

Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.

You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)

Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.

Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.

To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.

Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.

Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.

If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.

Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.

After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.

Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.

Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

[home-is-where-the-wifi-is-blog]

To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff

[kkelenca]

Addition: the natural acidity of a vagina can bleach the gusset on darker underwear. It’s perfectly normal.

[interestingly-pale-deactivated2]

i did not know some of this stuff, so useful!

[did-you-know]

Germany had so much renewable energy on May 8, 2016, that it had to pay citizens to use electricity. It was so windy and sunny that turbines and solar power sources were supercharged, output exceeded demand, and prices went negative, so customers were actually paid to consume energy. Source

[sqwdink]

FUCKING TAKE NOTES AMERICA! WAKE UP BITCH!

[root-beer-riku]

Anyone who says you can’t give flowers to boys clearly hasn’t tried it. Seriously, give a boy some roses, they get adorably flustered and go all red. It’s the most precious thing.

Give more boys flowers. 🌹🌼🌻🌸🌷🌺💐

[deadxsushi-deactivated20161125]

crush stereotypes now 

[somateo]

we love flowers. give us flowers.