doofenshmirtz evil Inc.

hi

[badassdemonsword]

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[theglowstickchronicles]

The US government that one time

[queersona]

[fudgycat]

[sexhaver]

[interruptingkau]

The fact that markiplier is still alive is proof that that post successfully saved him from the LA gangs

[laeffy]

message to all straight men: stop listening to WEEZER and learn how to PLEASE HER

[thetyrannosaur]

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

umm, that post you just reblogged? op's credit score is under 750 :///

[omegaverse]

[diewhitewoman]

[residentevildash-moved]

walter

[wokeuplaughing]

walter the white……..

[kirkhammertime]

[maelwife]

I airdropped this picture to some guy on he subway and he stared at it for a solid two minutes before slowly hitting decline

[catcrumb]

[andysidecake]

fucked up an email at work today 

[ars-arcanum]

Oh man do I have an answer for you

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

this woke incel on reddit is me talking abt myself