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Art by Nikita Chan

Some friends

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A face of an angel smiling with sin (dealing with danger, stroking my skin) - Submitted by: fastman27

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Some weary clock strikes midnight - Submitted by: fastman27

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strongermonster

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

strongermonster

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

strongermonster

my artists rendition of the morning in question

Self portrait ❤️🩷

#gf took this great photo #wlw #wlw nsft #lesbian #sapphic #digital art #not ai art #real art #procreate #nsfw

gardenstatetait

cmon stoned butch blues. please laugh 🩵💙

thuesdaynightdykelife

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

drawing-prompt-s

You might have seen something out of the corner of your eye, but have you smelled something from the corner of your nose?

thicketysplit

Yes. Its when I keep catching a whiff of something and can't figure out what it is

screwyouandrew

VIDEO SOURCE

(Turn on the sound!!)

rovermcfly

I'm so used to queer spaces where we comment on people's appearance w things like "you look so gender" or "you're killing the appalachian cryptid vibes" or whatever that straight people rating each other from 1-10 is absolutely insane to me. what does that even mean. that tells me nothing about someone's appearance what are you talking about

roaminromans

raptorific

I was about to say “how do you know someone has done that unless it’s you, OP” but then I recognized the name and I went on twitter to check and sure enough he was my creative writing professor in college

potatoochann

No one gonna talk about how he called catholicism, Catholic canon

raptorific

You know that’s the origin of the term “canon,” right?

blueboy1299

wehaveallgotknives

another classic hit from the people that lost verizon a billion dollaridoos

derinthescarletpescatarian

Is it a sin to blast rope to waluigi hentai? Waluigi is nobody’s wife, so far as I know, and the “masturbation is a sin” thing is a misconception. Maybe this is fine in the eyes of the Lord and Jesus didn’t see it.

thelouisfanclub

It’s also Catholic canon that masturbation is in fact a sin (sorry hun)

derinthescarletpescatarian

So it’s the Pope’s fault that Jesus had to watch a guy blasting rope to Waluigi hentai?

winelover1989

Wait…christians can’t masturbate??? But what would a religious christian do if they got horny?

wordcubed

How to Blast Rope in a God-Honoring Way

ms-demeanor

Okay you start by finding some Waluigi hentai -

sonnywortzik

What the hell does " pro-veteran anti-military " mean?

it means i can oppose war, american imperialism, the military industrial complex, and the cult of male violence without discounting the myriad factors that contribute to someone enlisting, including but not limited to millions of dollars spent annually to recruit children.

also means i’m disgusted with a culture that superficially venerates veterans for nationalist and capitalist purposes while simultaneously fucking them over re: housing and healthcare and suppressing veteran voices should their experience as a vet happen to inform anything resembling anti-military sentiment

mitchmccown

This 👆👆

closet-keys

I was watching Shrek 2 and my wife and I were reflecting on how much transmisogyny was in it as jokes (e.g. “gender confused wolf” “ugly step sister” “women’s underwear” etc.) and it’s so extremely ridiculous to me the transphobes’ line that having positive representations of trans people (esp trans women) in children’s media would be “too confusing” for kids—because they are literally already making references to trans women in children’s media, they’re just doing it in the most offensive ways possible. Taking away all the empty cis rationalization of it, really they’re not arguing for kids to not see trans characters, they’re arguing that kids should see trans characters as demonized, fetishized, objects of ridicule and disgust. Like that’s literally the subtext in these “how do I explain this to my kids” conversations. They really mean “let me continue to explain this in ways that groom kids into hating trans people and themselves if they are trans”

horreurscopes

jessica rabbit is literally a sex symbol though she can't be asexual?

she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character

harocat

I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.

drdadster

“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”

commandertrevelyan

“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”

skottichan-deactivated20240228

I’ve always remembered the line “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” as Jessica’s admission that while sexualized, she isn’t inherently a sexual entity.

I mean hell, literally, her line before is “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.”, to which Eddie responds; “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.”

I think that’s pretty damning evidence to her asexuality. The whole plot point with Jessica is how everyone is either convinced she’s sleeping with every human and toon around, or why does she stay faithful to Roger.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit does a great job at satirizing Hollywood/American culture and ideals when it comes to appearances. It also does a great job at hiding some really well thought out challenges to how we look at others in plain sight.

I completely believe that Jessica Rabbit is an asexual romantic (hetero/bi/pan/etc not sure, and to be honest, I don’t know if that part is important, as she’s married to the toon she loves).