That's rabies, baby!

(They/It) roaming hyena

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Yearning for someone who doesn't exist

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Or giving a monkey a shower

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[mahoganyamore]

you speak in tongues and prose

[web-swan-deactivated20250829]

pink web graphics, folders, and icons 𑄽♡୧ by Heyvoz (2011)

[xanaxfarts]

[dykedoll8008]

If you see this don't be scared it just me

[kaijuno]

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[heaven011]

[powerviolencebutch]

tops will be like “yeah I can host” and then bring u here

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Benelli M4

[patchoulism]

Season 2 Episode 25 - A Canterlot Wedding (Part 1)

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

I am in love with you?

[depsidase]

[eebie]

Did you seriously just allow the seed of cruelty to sprout

[bakwaaas]

no offence but I hate when people my age start projecting their own fears and ideas about aging and youth onto me. girl sorry but I’m young and beautiful if you think women in their late 20s onwards are worthless old hags who have run out of time that’s a personal problem

[rathayibacter]

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

[rathayibacter]

grug: grug must paint every hair on buffalo in realistic detail

thog: grug can chill out, audience know what buffalo look like. just do one line like thog

[rathayibacter]

thog: cave painting world no longer look for photorealism. expression of form and movement is new frontier

grug: but then how will grug demonstrate high level of skill? grug have art degree

thog: any caveman represent buffalo as it is. grug must represent what it means to grug

grug: hm. this will challenge grug. but grug enjoy rising to occasion

[mikkeneko]

[hanavesinauttija]

I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

[hanavesinauttija]

now I'm it/she

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

OH COME THE FUCK ON

[hotcheeto-------limonarchive-de]

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house

[esotericshawdy]

On this day Sweet Randall called

[woman-becomer]

people hate me because of my runes. people got so mad because I have a deep understanding of the arcane. people hate me because I'm good at what I do

[granny-weatherwax]

[mayakern]

back to painting frames

[mayakern]

this is the power i can harness now thanks to having a social media manager

[catchymemes]