Uncrowned Mack-Daddy of The Universe

Naturally fluent in Wingdings

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[thighs-syndicate]

I think I got sax lessons organised for when I go back to college in september I am excite

[spones]

the wildest phenomena ive ever encountered on steam

[pietriarchy]

encountering legionary assassins with boone as your companion

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More like

[battyvalentine]

[thebestoftumbling]

golden eagle having a relaxing time

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PRECIOUS EVOLVED FLYING DINOSAUR

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why are you holding that demon like that?

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[crowfootinmouth]

satin is a treadmill for snakes

[owlmylove]

please watch this

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They’re probably so angry

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[thighs-syndicate]

I cannot find anyone offering saxophone lessons in wexford and it is making me very sad

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[undeadrobin]

someone at the humane society is having fun

[undeadrobin]

wAIT i missed the best one

[mrdestructo]

I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part four.

Christian Grey stood on top of the end of the bed, shirtless, hands on his hips, wearing really good pants that he got at the millionaire pants store.

“Dong,” he said. “Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong. Dong.”

“What’s that?” said the girl, aware in some girl way that she was about to sex more than she ever had before.

“Open up,” he said, unzipping. “That’s the fuck doorbell.”

[firstjumperonfire]

I’m honestly not sure if this is a joke or if it’s actually from the book

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You may think this is a Skyrim wiki but it’s actually the Massachusetts Legal Code

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[iguanamouth]

Imagine a T-Rex except it has really big arms but super tiny legs.

hey jurassic world getta loada THIS SHIT

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[hohoho-greengiant-deactivated20]

these are great and i thought the first two were part of the same comic

[jaxblade]

Brilliant from start to bottom

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