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Heyo, I'm John but you can call me Martyr if you want. Software Engineering student / RPG dude. icon by amakahere.tumblr.com

[targetedknowledge]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

many would say that whispy woods or king dedede are the most iconic recurring obstacle in kirby. i disagree. it's actually this

[orcboxer]

why is kirby facing away from us

[orcboxer]

was it something i said

[depsidase]

[thelongchamps]

[roadstarna6]

[lillybean730]

[beneathsilverstars]

for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".

[beneathsilverstars]

me: And if someone doesn’t want to hear him say swear words, they can just not watch Jerma. But if someone doesn’t want to hear swear words at school, they can’t just leave school about it, so that’s why we don’t swear in public places like school, only at home. There are some people who don’t ever want to hear swear words, like grandma and grandpa.

my kid: *nods*

my kid:

my kid: i don’t like that grandma and grandpa believe in a god

[pissvortex]

[seerofmike]

i need you guys to look at this fuckign post

[skarchomp]

MORPHEUS IN WIGAN: you think that's gravy you're eating

[machinot]

[nflstreet]

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[thepleasuregoblin]

is that what your parents told you when you woke up and your pet elf was gone

[kusali]

"fetishes are innate" is a predictable outcome of the "born this way" narrative but it is also very very funny. Being into sonic inflation is something you're born with

[falling-components]

[banjothreeie]

[fuzzy-ren]

i almost forgot to share this here but here is my illustration and smaller artworks (emotes and spot illustrations) i did for @ffxvizine last year!

leftover sasa lele is currently ongoing until february 28! make sure to don't miss out now that this game is accessible to people with a powerful PC and steam deck to play FF16.