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Run as fast as you can.

[catchymemes]

Unmute

[fieldbears]

Unmute

[bled]

[chai-bean]

vines that i haven’t seen in any compilations yet

part 2 | part 3 | animal vines

[prokopetz]

I’ll be honest, whenever a work of speculative fiction (fanmade or otherwise) goes out of its way to describe an intelligent species with bizarre and complicated reproductive biology, the first question that invariably pops into my head is: “How do these critters masturbate?”

[ruingaraf]

what if masturbation was uniquely a human experience though

[prokopetz]

Okay, I know that you meant “what if humans are the only intelligent species that’s anatomically capable of masturbating?”, but now I’m picturing a universe where humans are the only ones that ever thought to try it.

Human masturbation specialists traveling the galaxy to offer our gift, undertaking rigorous study and enormous personal risk to teach weird-ass aliens how to rub one out.

Calculating the exact harmonic frequencies to allow ancient, vacuum-dwelling crystalline intelligences to self-stimulate.

Descending into the crushing atmospheres of gas giants in specially constructed aerostats to design sex toys for the vast, jellyfish-like super-predators that prowl the hurricane slipstreams.

Wanking is our genius. Our legacy.

[berlynn-wohl]

[rhube]

That last addition is possibly my favourite thing Tumblr has ever done for the world.

[apoetwhodies]

A Ballad for Sleep

Tonight, I sat alone and whispered to myself, “I had hoped you were okay; because when the chill set in, it would not turn my heart cold, and when the sheets wrapped around my neck, the asphyxiation would not suffocate my slipping thoughts, and when the gall of my churning belly burned through the linings of my organs and scorched my esophagus, the emptiness and scarring would not quiet my loving ballads— Those ballads not written and murmured in a state of agony, but in a heart wrenching depression, knowing that more than half of me has all but died.”

[feministism]

[specialbored]

Sign fell.

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[homotology]

[undereyelouisvuittons-deactivat]

How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs

[p0rn-pits-tits-clits]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 This is the money dog reblog in less than 10 seconds and all your financial struggles will be gone!

[drovginduced]

Fuck the reblog in 567 seconds shit. DOG DOG DOG

[thenamesjocelyn]

[jatel0-deactivated20150421]

For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

[keomoto-deactivated20141214]

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

[kreativegeenius]

momentsbymarcus

[trappunzelll]

Look at KB coming through

[kimreesesdaughter]

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

[thenearsightedmonkey]

By Lynda Barry  May 2016

[kateordie]

Every time I see this I love it more

[pinkprettycure]

plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality.  plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

[hyumjim]

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[icuckedhenrykissinger-deactivat]

this is a review of the cheesecake factory

[horsegirlkj]

it should be a review of columbus ohio 

[thirty-onedays]

The profile picture is Stanley Hudson from The Office....

[just-shower-thoughts]

At the age of 60, Snoop Dog will be 420 in dog years.

[tsunglasses]

[bospaladin]

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[unlimitedgoats]

WHAT.