What Is This Anymore

Once this blog had at least a semblance of a theme. Not anymore. 18+

[fuckhugeoctopus]

For years, sci-fi has asked, what if aliens were wetter than us. Project Hail Mary posits a new, daring question. What if we are the wet aliens

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[lalulutres]

I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.

[dewitty1]

Inner Mongolian Child

The little girl’s name is Butedmaa and she was just 5 when this picture was taken in 2003 by Han Chengli.

(I used to have a printout of this at my desk at work because I just loved looking at it so much.)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[funstyle]

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

[thememedaddy]

[halorvic]

[stevishabitat]

[ryebreadgf]

real yearners miss shit that never even happened

[important-cat-pics]

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[askjennaflorida]

"That's NOT For You!"

[loveridden1999]

you can have multiple most gorgeous looking women giving performance of their lifetime in a movie or show yet people will still come out obsessing & wanting to fuck a white man with the personality of a wet cardboard

[vamptits]

filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

[vamptits]

normal one. next question.

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug-deac]

peer review

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[i-am-a-fish]

I love cheese powder so much. yummy delicious

[i-am-a-fish]

with this post I tried to give the reader the perspective of somebody who just ate yummy chips, and I really hope that I was able to bring you into my world even if for just a moment

[important-cat-pics]