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Chelsea, 27, Indiana. My life is ruled by a dangerous cocktail of anxiety, d&d, and fandoms. And sometimes actual cocktails...

[whiteshoespinklaces]

!!!!

[segamascott]

unfollowing bc of bdsm spongebob

[huggablefiresquid]

Whoever drew that has no idea how crucifixion works.

[segamascott]

you're so right the animators of the hit 90's children's show digimon digital monsters didn't violently nail gabumon to the cross for real what a bunch of fucking idiots

[quixotic-coati]

It's not the nails; it's the little step. That would take the weight of your lower body off your diaphragm so you wouldn't die. You'd just be bored and only mildly uncomfortable

[segamascott]

again.. and i can't stress this enough.. i don't think they were actually trying to crucify gabumon on the hit 90's children's show digimon digital monsters

[ickaimp]

Just updated my Ao3 profile and realised it’s old enough to legally drive in the US. 😂

Got it in March 2010 and the user ID is four digits long.

Reblog with when you got your Ao3 account and how long your user ID is.

[doubleloner]

tag your traumatized man comfort character

[nondelphic]

real writers don’t have writer’s block because they never start writing in the first place.

[saywhat-politics]

The Merciful

[wizard-at-large]

I’m so tired of being at the circus, I’d like to go home now.

[brionysea]

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

now that trump has tiktok, twitter, facebook and insta in his pocket, get ready for a massive wave of internet censorship. one of trump's greatest weapons has always been misinformation; it's going to become harder and harder to spread facts and criticism going forward. posts that aren't made invisible will be magically ignored by the algorithm. dissidents will have their accounts deleted and voices erased.

this is a suppression tactic. this is another stage of fascism.

[venusislesbian]

Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[tevruden]

Yeah this can't be left in the notes

[tvmusiclife]

Please remember that the "tiktok ban" was basically his idea. Then unfortunately due to the "lay down and die" attitudes from a majority of democratic leaning politicians, Donny and his savior complex will use "I saved tiktok" as a bragging point for the rest of his life.

Also, aside from the obvious attempt to control "free speech" and the "right to organize," this at a basic level just seems like a flat out attempt to win favor with the youth. Which so many will fall for...

[tvmusiclife]

So I'll never forgive half of america for voting in a goddamn felon ass billionaire AGAIN. And now I definitely won't forgive the American government for banning a gd app over fkn assault rifles

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[bcbdrums]

Drakken: Shego, why does everyone assume I'll fail? Shego: It saves time.

[el-joselito]

[jimxugle]

[pileofknives]

“I bet it doesn’t hurt that bad, I don’t have time for this shit.”

[ampersandvich]

“at least one”

[sexhaver]

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

[carnival-phantasm]

Very generous of them to describe it as the “Thinking Period”

[retiredmahoushoujo]

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg