[rockabillywife]

[mynowherenothing]

[surprisemoose]

What kind of Millennial™️ are you?

Avocado toast millennial

I am bird watcher now.

I ran a marathon for fun?

Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…

Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.

I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

Please share!

[andmaybegayer]

it is sort of crazy that electric car batteries are just big cubes of 18650's. It's like a child's idea of how you make a big battery. Stick a shitload of AA's together.

[raginrayguns]

especially if the child has seen inside a 9V battery

I didn't think about this until I was an adult wondering what the fuck chemical reaction has a 9 eV electron transfer

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.

[dogpuppy]

[itmeansalot]

Italians, huh? Maybe we're not so different after all. .

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[animentality]

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[onesomewhatpeevedwasp]

When you learn how to crochet/ knit or really any type of fiber arts, there will be a voice in your head that tells you that you should make something for everyone for the holidays.

Do not listen to that voice, for it is the devil.

[apenitentialprayer]

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[capinejghafa]

WICKED: PART ONE (2024) // WICKED: FOR GOOD (2025) dir. JON M. CHU

[rexhistoria]

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

[earthmovers]

[greelin]

never have i put on lotion and had to think “gee i hope this doesn’t attract wolf spiders”

[greelin]

i want to believe

[greelin]

my hungry (horny? it might be a pheromones thing. who can say) wolf spider ass when the sol de janeiro body butter comes out

[morayofsunshine]

interview with the masquerade

[morayofsunshine]

vampire: the vampire

[phantomrose96]

Every once in a while I'll get engaged where a piece of media where one character has a highly specific and non-obvious speaking quirk, which I myself don't notice but another fan or friend far more unwell than me will catch onto and inform me of. And then it's like I'm part of the secret true universe and any fan content breaking the rule will, inadvertently and in ways I cannot fault them for, brand themselves an imposter.

[phantomrose96]

Garnet StevenUniverse does not ask questions. Jax TheAmazingDigitalCircus does not curse. Probably 80% of the Homestuck fuckers have some flavor of this but I'm not unwell enough for that.

[phantomrose96]

Sorry yeah adding mumblesplash's dad as the third example. Get your fics right.

[prudencepaccard]

the more elusive and arcane cousin of "he would not fucking say that"