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@thisannoysme
People who ask "When are you going to sleep?" as a way to end a conversation.
Don't start the conversation with me in the first place if you are actively looking for a way to end it a couple hours later. Especially if you are the one driving the conversation in the first place... just stop talking.
People who say they are "snowed in" every time it snows.
Yea sometimes there just isn't that much snow, you don't have to update your Facebook status EVERY SINGLE TIME. "LOL SNOWED IN WITH MY BABY WATCHING MOVIES~" we got 2 inches of snow. go away.
People who create blogs when they go abroad.
Come on, first of all you are just going to spam Facebook with the same stuff anyway. Second, you aren't going to use it and then you will just be like "OH I HAVE BEEN SO BUSY" and then you will make a promise to continue blogging from then on.. and then you won't. Just don't try.
People who don't tell you that they have plans with someone after their plans with you and try to hurry you along.
tbh, I'd rather not hang out with you at all.
People who brag about not watching TV.
1. this doesn't make you cool or revolutionary
2. if you watch TV on your computer, it still counts
3. nobody is envious of you, so stop trying to make it seem like you are a better person
People who use the word "interwebs".
you're cool.
People who complain about reading spoilers on Facebook/Twitter within a day after something happens.
I forgot the world was supposed to keep its mouth shut for a day so you could catch up with the rest of us.
People who say you "won't like" something.
Yeaaaaaaaaaa, fu. Thank you for forming my opinion for me me in advance about what I will and will not like. Though it is great fodder for those of us who like to do things just to spite others.
People who don't pronounce the 'h' in some words.
This is a 'uge problem with 'umans, especially those without a sense of 'umor about the fact that they are pronouncing their words funny.
People who say they have "depression".
uhh, you are just in a bad mood. Unless you have diagnosed, clinical depression.. in which case, :(. Otherwise you are just some idiot who is trying to get attention
People who ask you to elaborate on something that doesn't need elaborating.
Either take my claim at face value or stfu. It is not my fault you didn't understand the first time I said it.
People who count to one after you tell them to wait one second.
Wow you are really clever. You're so right, I shouldn't have given you an inadvertently literal time frame and should have just continued to ignore your existence.
People who consider April 20 a holiday.
I really can't get over how cool you are. I mean, really, you are so devious and unique I just can't handle it.
People who insist on "fist pumping" because they think they are pop culturally relevant.
Seriously, you are an epic loser. Get a life and realize that there is more to life than making yourself look like even more of an ass while you party.
People who tweet something after you tweeted it and don't give you credit for it.
STOP. CREEPING. ME.
People who complain about climbing stairs.
omg suck it up, don't say there are "SO MANY STAIRS" when there are like, 10, and just move out of the way so I can go ahead of you.
People who complain about how much their high heels hurt.
omg don't wear them, I don't care how "good" or "tall" they make you look, just stfu.