Oh god i need to tell people about myself

♡ Im not alive. Really. ☆ Send me writing prompts!! ♡ Anyways, please ask me stupid questions i love answering stupid questions ☆

[thisisamistakefr]

Guys I was so confused on how to do this- (PS: pls send me prompts!!)

DONT FEED MY STUFF TO AI

Hello! Call me miss V or mistake please! I use she/her mainly bc no one really wanna use it/its on me. But i dont quite care ill use any pronouns, even made up ones lol. As long as they arent masculine or agressive presenting. My gender is technicly female, however if you wanna considder me a tree or litterally anything else, (non masc) go rigth ahead, loves!♡

Dms are always open and I love making new friends! You can always vent to me, if you do so desire! I love writing and have been complimented by puplished authors before! Id like to get back into it so if anyone wants to see their prompt come to life please ask me!!

I love porcelain dolls and collect them. Ive been called a granny one too many times given my body deciding that I should suffer as well as my interests lol.

Im new to tumblr btw so dont kill me, thats not nice.

Uhh send me weird questions or writing prompts please? I doubt theres anything I wont write. Like unless its incest ir a fandom i have 0% idea of. I'll even try my hand at writing nsfw if you do so desire!! Monsters x reader? Fluffy familly stuff. Tamin a wild boar!? Who cares, ill write it!!

Do i know what that Gif is about? No. Ill still use it tho. Dont grill me.

🩷🩷🩷

I have two bunnys by the way. Theyre the cutest.

[thisisamistakefr]

Flowerbomb Headcannons

Edit: damn it! Nobody told me flowerbomb was for lilly x dorcas. Damn it. Ill have to brainstor a new name. Why is dorcas x lilly called flowerbomb?

Barty Crouch x Lilly Evans.

Two geniuses (in their own rigths) that have SO much in common, despite thinking otherwise.

Barty being a cocky Bastard and Lilly hexing him for it.

Barty realizing he likes that.

Barty who does evreything he can to annoy "that Evans girl" so she'll give him a reaction.

Lilly who quickly realizes this of course and refuses to give him one.

Flowerbomb who dont realize they like each other until the end of fifth year/start sixth year. Not quite sure what i prefer yet.

Flowerbomb sharing notes, on their subjects at nigth.

Flowerbomb who keeps it a secret, not because its shamefull but because its funny and its just easier than telling their friends. (Or, oposites of that.)

Lilly who genuinly considers hexing James to make her leave him alone, and Barty who thinks its hillarious to urge him on, telling him that if he just try asking her on one more date, or serenade her in the middle of a lecture, he's suure Lilly will swoon!

Flowerbomb ladies, gents and friends.

[thisisamistakefr]

Sorry but when camping the bathrooms are in stalls rigth? Tell me why SOME PEOPLE feel the need to sit n whisper, moaning and sighing as they shit??? Wtf lady, pipe down!

[thisisamistakefr]

bartylilly

would anyone be interested if i started sharing my writings about Barty x Lilly? And the bomb ass ship name ive come up with?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 8

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[thisisamistakefr]

at some point in your life you will be baking something and the recipe will say to add baking powder or natron. You will think to yourself, "how can this tiny amount do anything? I must add more." This is the devil talking. Your baked good will turn out poofed, tall and weird. Do not listen to the voice. Trust the tiny powder

[thisisamistakefr]

this feels like a wonderfull time to make it clear, that i am very, very Queer!

Happy pride!

Also why is gender vs pronouns such a confusing thing. (Not in regards to others, dont be transphobic, u lil fuck.)

Like sure im a woman and i love that! But also? Can you just like see me as an entity with nothing going on? Thanks!

Oh my pronouns? Ye ye just she/her.

And it/its, they/them, anything non classicly seen as masculine. Im a cabinet to you now? Alrigthy! A cat? Sure. A teaspoon from the forest? I love it! And old alien creature/goblin. My fave♡

I dont mind if someone makes a sentence like, say: "-and then flower said that flowers own gender identity is based largely around nothing at all, even if she, themselves present femininely. Tho its pronouns can be anything at all, and duck even refers to herself in multiples and odd pronouns. Doll wouldnt mind being refered to as creature, tho something like 'car said' would not be an apreciated way of refering to it."

Like does anyone else feel this way??

[thisisamistakefr]

The marauders behaving like their animagi

i found this picture (see under) on pinterest and now i need it. But i cant find the original and im dying.

I don't agree with the bit about mcgonagle i think she would have definitely known why... | Barzellette divertenti, Harry potter, Meme

I don't agree with the bit about mcgonagle i think she would have definitely known why...

Like?? I love this, this is so great. So good. Give me a Sirius that either LOVES water, or LOATHES it. A peter that really likes doing tiny puzzles, and get scared really easily. A remus that tracks the movement of his friends subconsciously.

Does anyone know any fics with this premise or do i need to write it?

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

[dino-dancer]

@daysleftofsecondterm

[thisisamistakefr]

as someone who dosent live in the US, where my medical stuff is 100% free (except dentists and medicine, and like crazy costly procedures) this is crazy to me.

The fact that someone on tiktok(?) Had to make it known? Even crazier. The fact that its not a puplic known fact, completly suprised me. Ive seen so many videos on social media of people from the US begging for money to pay of their medical debt, and then, them not knowing this was an option? Seriously?

(If ive broken any tumblr ettiquette please forgive me, im still not sure how to navigate this site)

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[thisisamistakefr]

honestly just a tidbit about me

i want children so badly. but i dont want to raise boys, so therefor i wont be a good mother and that unfortunately is something id have to work on if i want kids, and fuck, man. I want kids. i want stupid arguments, want them when thunder scares them and when they think ill be the worst mother in the whole world. i want them on a summer day thats way too hot so they only groan and annoy me, until we go for icecream and get a maximum of 5 minuttes of peace. i wanna wake up to teenagers bickering in the kitchen with hushed voice at 4 AM, telling each other to be quiet so i wont wake up and stop them from eating cookies or smth stupid like that. i want the rebellious phases and the first words, the sick days, the exhaustion. i want it so much. to wake up and have a five year old screaming that theyre hungry. but i also want the quiet moments. my kids watching tv while i cook, or get work done. I want the loud giggles as i spin them around, or the excited yelling on christmas. i want children so badly, but i dont think id be a good mother. i love my children so much. These hypothetical children. That means i love them too much to bring them into this world. But i dont think the goverment would let me adopt. I want kids so much, that i have to let them go. (and that about sums me up as person).

[thisisamistakefr]

Guys ill be honest i forgot how to post on here...

[thisisamistakefr]

lesbian poem.

"She isnt poetry"Oh but she is words, she was the words written under the moons silver ligth. She was the words of the stars that aspired her. Her beauty was words, burned by the sun. She was the words written in ink, purely cursive. She was the words cursed by sailors at sea, drowning to their forever melody. She was words that only the wind could carry thru valleys and forests. She was the words whispered by Kings and Queens, figthing to maintain what they once had. So yes, she may not be poetry, but I am her poet.

[thisisamistakefr]

Cannibalism prompt

Obvious trigger of cannibalism, and kinda just weird vibes?

this was a prompt from someone on discord

I'll eat the flesh spared from your body. My hunger is not one of man, but not of beast either. I toe the line, not caring for wich side you will view me on. I will consume what I was owed. This is not something id think I could want, but you my love, oh you make me crave things without care. Please dont ever take it from me. I know its gross i understand the pain itll bring you, but oh my. I want you in evrey way I could ever imagine. Without you, I am without purpose. Ill be evil and wrong but with you, my monsterous tendencies are considdered an act of love. My bites kin to kisses of devotion. Dont take it from me. I wanna be the air you breathe, I want to fill your lungs, like your flesh fills me. I am a cigarette between your lips. On the other hand your skin sits between my own. Oh how cruel i am my love. How mean. Are you sad? Dont be. Its just a little bite. I love you, and with evrey kiss I strip from you, you love me more too, rigth?

[thisisamistakefr]

teeny poem

"She isnt poetry"Oh but she is words, she was the words written under the moons silver ligth. She was the words of the stars that aspired her. Her beauty was words, burned by the sun. She was the words written in ink, purely cursive. She was the words cursed by sailors at sea, drowning to their forever melody. She was words that only the wind could carry thru valleys and forests. She was the words whispered by Kings and Queens, figthing to maintain what they once had. So yes, she may not be poetry, but I am her poet.

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[jordutch]

[xraincovex-deactivated20200115]

oops

[rosylakes-archive]

im not risking it

[nessiesim]

Beware of the great duckie 🤐

[dilbaro-deactivated20240405]

I’m already having writer’s block, maybe this’ll help me out lol

[stuckonjbbarnes]

I HAVE SO MUCH TO FINISH

[simsadventures]

Definitely not risking it 😱

[askstuff-forstella-andfriends-d]

ALL HAIL THE DUCK OF CREATIVITY!!!

XD

[lunaria-tsukano97-deactivated20]

I need the motivation

[illumimadi33]

I’m in desperate need.

[xxadorableillusionsxx]

Love me a good ol duck

[bulletproofrevenge-deactivated2]

i have art block p l e a s e

[april132009]

please my writers block is making me suffer

[the-roses-are-here]

:C

[1-800-high-on-potats]

I really need the motivation ;<;

[1-800-high-on-potats]

Oh look, it did work

[cringy-making-art-girl-blog]

Yes it did

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

O Duck of Creativity, deliver unto me ideas for my unfinished writing projects

[alien-slushie]

Please Duck of Creativity, give me the strength and muse to write again.

[3ternalradiance]

duck of creativity… come to me and motivate me to write.. please…

[nochre]

Couldn’t get the idea of Damian reading to his pets out of my head so here we are

[thisisamistakefr]

r u okay?

im alive. Im not necesarily okay, but im alive :D