Aaaaaaaa

At least I author my own disaster

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[ladofletters]

[working link]

[weasley-detectives]

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

[theimprobabledreamersworld]

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊

[cyberthot666]

[teethcult]

[ratak-monodosico]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

i scrolled down for an explanation and there wasn’t one but i think i’m ok with that

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[kingofthehillcaps]

[hiest-moved-deactivated20190716]

johnny cash high in a bush eating a cake / johnny cash thigh high boots

[emmablowguns]

Miss thang

[queerist]

Ok miss legs

[shencomix]

[blextrophy]

[brucebocchi]

wig

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[high-quality-tiktoks]

I didn’t factor those extra 15mins into my miserable day

[fluffmugger]

So here’s a fun thing, admittedly very AU centric as this is an AU vid:

If they pull the “company policy” line, ask to see it.  Ask to see it in writing.  Ask to see that they have put in writing that you will be performing 15 minutes unpaid work every day.  Check your contract. 

Spoiler: They haven’t.  ‘cos it’s illegal.

[sgam76]

Absolutely agree. This is really common in the US as well, and I’ve yet to see it written anywhere.

[erickalarissa]

I release all attachments, knowing that anything that is truly mine, will not pass me by & will arrive in divine time.

[fuzzyghost]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kristina100000]

i cant breathe

[airportrunwaymodel]

I’m choking

[smile-sam19]

this what happens when you can’t whistle

[nijadiva]

[goldenlust]

Who made this goddess? I love her! The eyes,nose,lips and that haiiirr

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

anyone know the artist?

[christel-thoughts]

looks like Mark Newman. 

http://marknewman.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=/

^^ this one is called “Grandpa’s Favorite”. 

^^ this one is called “Iris in Bloom”.

he’s awesome. 

[fatalperfume-deactivated2015061]

You never see classical inspired sculptures with POC.. So this is really something to me. Absolutely beautiful.

[ruinedchildhood]

[dankmemeuniversity]