The Land of Oz

Hi, I'm Maddie. Here I've got fandom stuff, funny stuff, inspiring stuff...pretty much anything that catches my eye. Follow me if you wish, and always feel free to ask me questions! (P.s. I have a #cute and an #encouragement tag on my blog if you're feeling down.)

[trashcanniballecter]

Random hockey player: Shane Hollander loves hockey so much that he'd probably marry it if he could!

Shane: *marries generational hockey player and living legend Ilya Rozanov*

Random hockey player: well I'll be damned! The crazy son of a bitch did it!

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

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[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[piwonplaylist]

fem hollanov time

[jasper-rolls]

game dev: we make deep, meaningful, games with real messages. we don’t want our games to be just mindless and feel good - we make games to say something about the world we live in

community: hey this bit seems to be kind of weirdly racist

game dev: actually we aren’t saying anything and our games are just for fun and there is absolutely no correlation between this and anything in the real world

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[qqchurch]

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[assburgerssyndrome]

"Grok is undressing anyone, including minors"

Grok is the tool. X users are doing this. X users are requesting this and Grok engineers facilitated this. Both are liable for this.

[assburgerssyndrome]

Yes, precisely.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[nekoning]

the use of AI lately has made me feel so hopeless, i translated pages of an unfinished fanzine of mine so i can remember why i love art...i hope it can resonate with anyone feeling the same way

[handsywoman]

but still i want you like a mad, mad woman 💦

[depsidase]

[ever-floral]

i have chosen to summon Haiku Bot because he is very cute

plz reblog me 😭

[the-haiku-bot]

i have chosen to

summon Haiku Bot because

he is very cute

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[chwoka]

thanks homestuck

homestuck day is responsible for me never being late to file my taxes because i always think that tax filing day is april 13th and file it day-of or day-before, only to remember afterwards that it's 2 days later. it's a great lifehack. now, go misremember this post as informing you that tax day is the same as homestuck's anniversary

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[undeadentropy]

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

[julesandthevibe]

humbled once again to find that longer daylight hours does have an influence on my mental wellbeing. will i remember this when fall comes, and the darker hours wreak havoc on my psyche? nay.