how am i gonna be an octopus about this?

Jenna. My sister told me not to do this.

[gaymoji-deactivated20160831]

Rihanna and Courage the Cowardly Dog out and about in NYC

[blackqueerblog]

I’m not gonna watch this for more than an hour 😍😍😍😍

[peterspker]

I see this spark in you. It’s amazing. It’s why i push you. But it’s yours. Whatever you choose to do with it, you’ll be great.

I love you.

[arrghigiveup]

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

[source] [vid source]

This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

[niggazinmoscow]

This is INCREDIBLE!!!

[unexplained-events]

32 of the Most Bizarre Deep-Sea Creatures Discovered

Which one is your favorite?

SOURCE

[veryniceandgood]

hey quick question is Liam Payne banging Naomi Campbell

[userboxer]

[lesbian-serpent-rider]

[karrakazz]

@downwithpeople

[downwithpeople]

The uploader has not made this available in my country so someone else watch this and tell me how i should feel about it

[downwithpeople]

i found a way to watch and this is actually every gay man i’ve met in brisbane

[karrakazz]

im thrilled to tell my little sister that disney channel sitcom so random killed it in the research department

[thinfatfit]

instagram.com/chromat

[notoriouslynay]

The positivity pool

[viostormcaller]

Fucking finally, something positive that doesn’t look fucking photoshopped to hell. Real, unedited people, I am loving this

[theladyswordofthebluedragon-dea]

Rad

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[anarchist-bakery]

THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

[foodnetwork-fandom]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

update:

[obsessiveastrology101]

[abercrombee]

me finding out the doctor’s sign while u bleed out on the street

[glitchlight]

courtroom drama but with oompa loompas announcing each new bit of evidence and dismissing witnesses

[glitchlight]

oompa loompa doompity duth

do you swear to tell the whole truth 

[downwithpeople]

oompa loompa doompity dare

you’ll be lucky if you don’t get the chair

[glitchlight]

oompa loompa doompity dee

introducing evidence items k through z 

[retroactivebakeries]

oompa loompa doomity dexpert

the court grants the Daubert motion excluding your expert

[thoodleoo]

useless ancient roman law facts

if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day

you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore

no wailing allowed at funerals

also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy

if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree

however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it

if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to