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//meg//filthy paladin main//certified tumblr elder//over thirty crowd//my happy place is a boyfriend-inhabited farm in stardew valley//dnd&mtg&stardew&other nerd activities//

[thisispaladinbehavior]

Guess I might need one of these now?? Find me on AO3 @ inevitablemeow.

Fic List as of 08/25/2022, listed in order of publication:

cast no shadow, no waters reflect: M. 3,217 words. SteveBucky. how do I even explain this one??? gore and body horror tho

and from my lungs bloom tulips: E. 11,323 words. SteveBucky. Hanahaki Disease AU, pining, angst, some gore.

cut open my sternum and pull (my little ribs around you): E. 14,323 words. SteveBucky. Getting together, black nail polish, love confessions.

a thousand times bucky says i love you: G. 1,797 words. SteveBucky. Angst & Fluff, love confessions, terrible use of Russian.

let me sleep, i am tired of my grief: E. 19,157 words. SteveBucky. A ghost story, soul mate adjacent, AU.

every season of my life i've been yours, my love, every spring through every winter: E. 9,925 words. SteveBucky. A lifetime of love, love confessions, reunions, Pre- and Post-War.

why are we always stuck and running (from the bullets, the bullets): E. 12,272 words. SteveBucky. Established relationship, old men super-soldiers, retirement, Daddy kink.

but it feels like there's oceans between you and me: E. 3,521 words. SteveBucky. Love confessions, angst, Post-Civil War, happy ending.

as the earth burns to the ground (oh, boy, it's you that i lie with): E. 10,167 words. SteveBucky. Pre- and Post-War, Bucky remembers, Bucky recovering, established and re-established relationship.

there is a house built out of stone: E. 4,747 words. SteveBucky. Post-Civil War, not canon compliant, homecoming, Brooklyn, fluff and angst, hopeful ending.

what could i have said to raise you from the dead?: E. 13,247 words. SteveBucky. Post-Civil War, not canon compliant, graphic violence, major injury, angst very little comfort, love confessions, happy ending.

i don’t know where we’re going but god it’s a start: T. 1,657 words. Not SteveBucky. Silver Kiss by Annette Curtis Klause. Simon/Zoe. Vampires, young love, choosing each other, hopeful ending.

tell me we’re dead and i’ll love you even more: E. 51,213 words. SteveBucky. Vampire AU need I say more.

pretty baby you have me (so weak): E. 10,605 words. SteveBucky. post-canon, kink discovery, daddy kink, sub Bucky, filth, so much sap and love and ew it's sticky candy sweet.

maybe you'll think of me (when you are all alone): E. 3,904 words. NOT STEVEBUCKY IM SORRY. Fallout 4, John Hancock/Male Sole Survivor. love confessions, explicit sexual content, sex right there in the dirt because they love each other your honor

haven't felt like this my dear since, can't remember when: G. 935 words. SteveBucky. Tenderness, devotion, existing in their own little bubble of cosmos unbothered. Canon-divergent but post-canon. Love. Nothing but love.

i've seen my share of trouble and i've held my weight in shame: T. 4,166 words. SteveBucky. Fluff, carved hearts, canon divergence as of Civil War, I guess canon divergence in general, Bucharest. So much love.

because a good man nowadays is hard to find: T. 2,871 words. John Hancock/Male Sole Survivor. They're BACK, Nate and his murder boyfriend. Prequel to the previous fic, pre-relationship, rad storm.

we don't stop but the time do (lovers in another life let me remind you): E. 11,027 words. SteveBucky. AU - Shrunkyclunks, first meeting, Daddy kink, just a taste of biker Bucky, porn with feelings.

depollute me pretty baby (suck the rot right out of my bloodstream): E. 7,236 words. SteveBucky. Asexuality, Bucky Barnes recovering, memory recovery, re-establishing relationship. And love. All the love.

you taught me the courage of stars before you left: E. 13,763 words. SteveBucky. Canon Divergence. Vormir. Endgame break and Endgame fix. Happy ending, after all the pain.

je te laisserai des mots en-dessous de ta porte: G. 2,225 words. SteveBucky. Canon fix-it in a way, Wakanda, short and sweet, erasing the Words. They're so in love.

and i will know, though soft ye tread above me (and then my grave will richer, sweeter be): E. 31,095 words. SteveBucky. Hanahaki Universe, Angst with a Happy Ending, so much angst, it's all angst, but it's fine in the end I swear.

come and find me in the valley (down in the deep green, i'll wait for you): E. WIP. SteveBucky. cottagecore fic 2022 MY BELOVED. Domestic as fuck, year in the life, fluff and smut and angst and more fluff. A damn good soup.

i wanna hold you my dear forever, and ever (i love you so much it hurts me so): E. 5,939 words. SteveBucky. Blood pacts as an oath of forever. Angst with a happy ending. Childhood friends to lovers to strangers to lovers again. There’s blood in this idk how else to say it.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[torchwood-99]

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

[mediademon]

FILMS FROM MY CHILDHOOD:

Stranger than Fiction (2006) dir. Marc Forster

[of-fear-and-love]

The architecture of Stranger Than Fiction (2006)

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[byjove]

if you adopt two dogs who are littermates, they will team up on you to undermine your authority. if you adopt two cats that are littermates, they will constantly try to narc on each other to you

[spiderace]

I have two cats that are littermates. This is true

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[emziess]

Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach as Simon 'The Convict' Iron Lung (2026) dir. Mark 'Markiplier' Fischbach

[briarlovesclara]

yes yes stratt is very scary and whatnot but i feel like we are overlooking how intimiadting grace made her too (largely in the book). because you expect the leader of the petrova task force to be cold and ruthless and scary, but then her... assistant? second officer? her guy walks in with her and he's very sweet, personable, and incredibly smart. and there's so much dissonance because you're talking with stratt about the biggest ethical decision of your lifetime and he's, like, annotating papers for her in the background. or you accuse her of being cold and calculated and this ray of sunshine just matter-of-factly goes "yep! she'll do whatever it takes!". and at the end of your meeting, probably the worst day of your life, the dictator of the world who has just calmly convinced you to do some atrocity or another stands up, gestures to him, and they casually walk out together chattering about something else like they've already forgotten you're there. that's so terrifying

[just-craig]

i love loooooooove the idea of people's reactions to the beetles getting back to earth. just imagine:

teenagers citing his videos and data as primary sources on their school projects (how do you make an mla citation for a home video filmed in space?)

grace's final goodbye to earth getting billions of views on youtube

sexy edits of grace ALL OVER tiktok and instagram

grace becomes a whole scientific field unto himself. teams of scientists dedicate their lives to the study of his research and his contributions. maybe some of those scientists were his students once upon a time.

grace x rocky ALL OVER ao3

books on eridian language and culture hit the shelves and sell out immediately

eridian culture reignites conversations about the construct of gender, eridians become nonbinary/agender symbols

space is suddenly back at the forefront of the public mind. space-travel units are introduced to grade school science curriculum worldwide. entire classes are taught solely on grace and his scientific discoveries. EVERYONE wants to be an astronaut

of course, hollywood makes a big-budget Dr. Ryland Grace biopic. it's a box office hit. a huge online movement results in ryan gosling playing grace, and everyone agrees the likeness is uncanny. stratt is the villain of the story.

a series of heartfelt videos from grace to stratt, in which he says hello and goodbye and i hate you and thank you and i miss you, are found in the database and reposted online. there's suddenly a massive outcry of support for her, which results in her release from prison. some youtuber makes a gritty but surprisingly touching short film about her story

people coming together to make earth better. trying to repair the damages from the sun's dimming, trying to repair the environment, trying to repair global relations. they want to be an earth worth saving, an earth that grace would be proud of

space travel becomes a huge global priority, the nations of the world pool resources and there are huge advances in technology (especially with scientists studying xenonite!)

the project hail mary launch date becomes a huge global holiday. there's a parade in almost every city all over the world in honor of the hail mary. people lay candles and flowers at memorials for yao, ilyukhina, annie, and dubois. murals of grace and rocky cover building sides. people gather in the streets and remember those who saved them, and banners that read "grace rocky save stars" flutter in the wind above the crowds.

coca cola airs a VERY insensitive commercial with some low quality eridian puppets. the commercial is slammed online and company stocks plummet

people continue to live their lives as normal. because of grace and rocky, because of the beetles, the sun is saved. earth keeps spinning.

[bnq]

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind

[ceekari]

unmute for the unfathomable sounds of mankind being shamed

[germanich]

Commission

[oddthesungod]

she's an angel, don't mind the horns and the sulfur <3

[doriangraysrockcollection]

i must say, i am a huge fan of when a book is in the middle of a very exciting plot containing many interesting problems when out of nowhere for a few pages it's like, "hey by the way, real quick, here's a detailed explanation of the city's water filtration system! i'm telling you this for a reason and you should worry about it. anyway! haha okay back to the plot" and you just get to be Scared for a while