[shiftythrifting]

you know what time it is babey!!!

[goblinating]

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

[bittersweet-tremolo]

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

This with no kidding is one of the funniest things I ever saw.

[bel-zatara-deactivated20260317]

Don’t forget the best part.

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

LMFAODBWLWNSLDBDKSNW

[laharl-sama]

[honeyycurl]

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

[twevara]

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

[shrinking-ulzzang-deactivated20]

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

[bootleg-firework-deactivated201]

This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

[starcrossedcherik-deactivated20]

the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control 

shit

[appropriately-inappropriate]

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

[bronzewitchhazel]

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

went to the grocery store yesterday and saw they had some cheddar cheese on sale. i noticed a middle aged woman filling her entire hand basket with these discounted aged cheddar blocks, hand movements frantic and eyes set with determination. i reached over and grabbed a block from the discount bin. she snapped out of her reverie and quietly asked “do you want some more?” i said no i only want one block. she looked horrified. are you sure, she asked. yeah, i responded, plunking the block in next to my spinach. she began explaining that she and her friends really like this particular cheese. she sounded horrified. she was stumbling on her own words. i left quickly, feeling like i walked into something i shouldnt have seen. a private moment between this woman and her cheeses. i hope she is doing okay and is eating her cheese. 

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

actually im eating my cheese now and honestly i understand her, this cheese SLAPS

[husband]

Y'all ever think about how there are just a whole bunch of sets of stairs in the middle of forests that lead nowhere

[0u1jab0ard-deactivated20190616]

Wh

What?

[husband]

[tiktokarchive]

“me and my dog are the stupidest b*tches around”

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

I love this duo

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

My cat Mary is so important.

[corbis]

[stillhereunfortunately]

this is a good hole and i would like to lurk in it

[oculoslux]

That’s Carlsbad caverns. Hope you like bats and birds.

[stillhereunfortunately]

i do, i would like to crouch amongst the bats and birds

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

tony stark didnt die until he was canonically established as spidermans father figure

[spider-beach]

The Parker curse

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

jake gyllenhaal: ive got you now, spider man! this is where you meet your end!

peter: youre like a father to me

jake gyllenhaal dying on the spot: what the fuck

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

spiderman been putting the ‘e’ in ‘dad’ for half a century

[weavemama]

PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

[itsalburton]

@k9kesi

[indirispeaks]

And cats.  Blue Buffalo killed @sidneystrange ‘s cat.

[sidneystrange]

THIS THIS THIS!!

I’ve been telling everyone I know for YEARS not to buy Blue Buffalo.

This is the short story:

A few years ago I took my sick cat, Ankh, to the vet. The vet and vet tech asked what I fed her. I told them Blue Buffalo. They looked like I had just told them I fed her razor blades and cyanide. They diagnosed her with pancreatitis and said that nearly all of the cats they’d been seeing lately with pancreatitis were being fed Blue Buffalo.  They gave her medicine and sent her home.  Two days later she had a seizure and died right in my arms. 

The day after she died Hannibal started displaying the same symptoms she had so I panicked hard and took him to the vet.  Got the same meds and the same diagnosis.  Luckily Hannibal survived.

I wish Ankh had survived. She was only ten and the best cat I’ve ever had. Literally the best and five years later I still cry when I think about her.

FUCK BLUE BUFFALO.

[k9kesi]

I don’t know the full story behind the tweets above, but a Google search shows there HAVE been several recalls regarding this brand, especially in 2016. I would absolutely avoid as it is not worth the risk.

[taigas-den]

@ladycyon

[espikvlt]

Good god thank you so much for sharing this because I’ve lately been considering switching to this brand cus it’s supposed to be so much better than all the others but good god what the hell.

[daxondax]

I worked in a vet for a little while and I shit you not, when a dog came in with constant diarrhea they were always eating Blue Buffalo. We changed the food and the dog got better every time. Blue Buffalo is garbage food and never feed it to your pets.

[the-lowz-of-highz]

I’ve never heard of this brand but I love my dog with all of my heart and I’d be broken if I ever accidently fed her this and got her sick (people give me different dog food to try all the time). I’d hate for anyone else to lose their pet also.

[angelbabyspice]

um?? what the fuck? holy FUCK my boyfriend and I were just about to start feeding our cat blue buffalo omg

[merodygirl]

Wft really?? Im never going to buy that killer food!! Praying for your pets!

[kyller-biis-deactivated20180114]

I’m so glad I know this, I’d be heartbroken if my dog died

[astrophelos]

Never buy blue buffalo!

[imfemalewarrior]

For my followers with pets! Be aware! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[toastbutteregg]

youre lying if you didnt trying mooing after reading this

[hydrotoxicity]

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

what “dont treat friends/partners as your therapist” should mean: dont exclusively come to them to vent about your problems, dont refuse to give them the space to vent about their own problems, don’t drop them as soon as youre in a happier space, dont constantly have an outburst at them when youre upset and expect them to always snap back without complaint, dont forget to see them as people

what “dont treat friends/partners as your therapist” shouldnt mean: “youre a bad person if you ever tell your friends about your problems and your feelings unless theyre 100% positive and good”

[niggazinmoscow]

UK and US police need to take some lessons from Ghana it seems…

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[scerek]

“This is the big reveal that’s mirrored in the game of mahjong. Rachel draws a tile in mahjong. It’s a set-building game; it’s very much like poker, so you can draw a card that gives you the win. So Rachel draws the win, but instead of winning, she lets Eleanor have [the winning tile], and so that mirrors the dialogue because what she tells Eleanor in that moment is, ‘Your son has proposed to me, but because I don’t want him to lose his relationship with his mother, I am going to say no and in the future, when he marries someone you think is appropriate, you’re going to remember that that’s because of me.” ~ Bourree Lam, journalist

Crazy Rich Asians (2018), dir. Jon M. Chu