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One Nice Bug Per Day
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Kaledo Art
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RMH
Three Goblin Art
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Stranger Things
trying on a metaphor
occasionally subtle
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Considering the warm reception the Cuscus has gotten here I have a hunch that people might also enjoy the Colugo
I do also enjoy colugos, they are indeed very Shape!
wow, I don't think I've seen this many Animal Opinions since the Hammer-Headed Bat thing
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Angel of Stolen Hotdogs
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I don't know anything about YuGiOh but "Overworked" is the greatest card art they've ever done
Yeah that’s good but check out the original OCG art:
Me checking my inbox on tumblr dot com
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3d6 psychic
literally this
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not a red flag or whatever but i was in a polycule with me, my two irl friends, and hatsune fucking miku
no see now immgonna need some explanation for this one
obsessed
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I'd take Raid Shadow Legends over the mortifying ordeal of knowing that the youtuber is manscaping their genitals
2d6 slashing
the original sin and the four horsemen
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2d6 beacon
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People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier
This one?:
#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel)
here u go
choclay ornage is also pretty high up there
this is one of my favorites for sure
Back when this site truly was lawless.
2d6 necrotic
feeding my he/hims until they are all buff
feeder shit? on MY dashboard?
okay so you want them to malnourish and die...
2d6 force
when my werewolf boyfriend, when he- when he- werewolf pulls- when my, whe
4d8 bludgeoning
okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship
the whiplash of these notes
Reading the notes like
I feel so sorry for all of you. How are people out here being like this
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Best of batcatpussygate:
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me: damn…..I wanna lose some weight…
me: *is bored*
The Random Urge To Eat:
me with voring 😧😬💟
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That is not funny That is not cute It is animal abuse BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason. You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that. And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.
I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate no one pulled the damn thing in Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
This belongs in a museum.
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