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ROUND ONE: Shrek/Fiona (Shrek) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Shrek/Fiona

Kylo Ren/Rey

Voting ended onMar 26, 2023

[when-did-this-become-difficult]

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

[stagbeetleboy]

May the force not be with you. I hope the force avoids you specifically.

It flows through all life but not you actually. We did tests.

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]

[peachywise]

the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it's going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears

[justsandnow]

That is why Toxic becomes an ancient earth ballad.

[elysean]

I can’t believe Doctor Who predicted this in 2005.

[peach-pot]

*guy forgetting the word for compromise* uhh what if our choice was bisexual

[determinate-negation]

It’s been so long since I’ve felt affection I’ve legit stopped having romantic crushes or fantasies.

you may now join the knights templar

[felderwin]

Who at Bioware was responsible for retconning elves being short kings I just want to talk

[ringneckedpheasant]

[phoephoenix]

Daily reminder that nonbinary people who don’t want any sort of transition and are comfortable with looking like their agab are valid and it doesn’t make them any less nonbinary

[sasukeologist]

[bibiana112]

I love when Tumblr has random funny bullshit videos without any description like this and I just have to trust either that my mutuals wouldn't put unfunny things on my dash or that I've made good decisions on who to follow

[mypoorcanary]

ugh sorry for being late i was getting torn asunder

[onewingedangels]

RESIDENT EVIL 2 | Claire Redfield

[larchcoin]

I consider 30 notes in this area of tumblr to be a viral post

[pipistrellus]

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

[spageddy]

therapists don’t want to tell you this, but the best thing you can do for your mental health is to be a hater

[crimsonblazw]

Lmao who's juvenile ass wrote this

[spageddy]

yes that’s it! keep it up!

[screenshotsofdespair]

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[lunarconception-deactivated2021]

literally no…i remember seeing bad handwriting & thinking “oh these other kids must be orphans or something”

[meangirlnurse]

fascinating to hear from the other genre, thanks for your contribution

[toastbutteregg]