this story wont write itself

Current Mood: 😒

[glowcowboy]

at least once a day you should read a poem that slices you clean in half. and then you go to the post office or something

[fashion-runways]

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[thefloatingstone]

OH BOY DO I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS ABOUT SOME OF HER OTHER DESIGNS!

[the-haiku-bot]

OH BOY DO I HAVE

SOME GOOD NEWS ABOUT SOME OF

HER OTHER DESIGNS!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[midnightssea]

the “mediterranean diet” according to every Italian I’ve met:

- sweet pastry for breakfast

- snack around 11-12 (also sweet most likely)

- quick, casual lunch (like a panino) in the mid to late afternoon

- multi-course feast circa 9 PM

- approximately 3 to 8 espresso shots spread throughout the day

-cigarette(s) (optional)

[eymurn]

In your 20s, you'll feel like you're losing the race. It's important to understand that there is no race.

[abortionado]

They’re calling me every slur under the sun over on twitter for this post

[cilceon]

Would you sell liquor to this baby

Yes

No

I don’t think life begins at contraception but I’d still sell liquor to baby

Voting ended onAug 6, 2025

Wait hold on rb canceled that’s the wrong word wait no stop

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[bloedgetuige]

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

[bloedgetuige]

EATING MY CHARGER

[gayfrasier]

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

[secunitscompromisedbrain]

excuse me, no I wasn't???

[beguilingcorpse]

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

"work in a field that interests you" okay well it pays two dollars

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[frailbug]

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

[pmamtraveller]

"An Empire Built on Waste" by artist Emanuele (Jane) Morelli

[shoyohnt]

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[sadclowncentral]

seething about the fact that i will never experience photosynthesis in my own useless cells. i bet it feels so good when the light of the sun both warms you and fuels you at the same time. a bone-deep satisfaction mixed with a heated sugar-rush and endless brightness. not that i would fucking know

[cryptotheism]

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

[cryptotheism]

But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.

[cryptotheism]

[neosatsuma]

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house