Thomas Jefferson

April 13, 1743 - July 4, 1826

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

“How are commercials in your country” Well… 

[squirrelsgirls]

The background music truly is the cherry on an already perfectly iced cake.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Cumbia Thanos

[hellovagirl]

Ripping on an 80ft monster wave. No biggie. 😳

[daddyfuckedme]

[blindedjanus-deactivated2023122]

me making another post for my 12 followers knowing that it will get approximately 4 notes

[rymonaflowers]

The 4 followers

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Love y’all

[uncleromeo]

imagine getting feedback from 1/3 of your followers.

[someemoreeof]

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

i scrolled a million miles through my likes to find this 

[sigsauer-ist]

the NRA’s most popular spokesman is black

[whiskey-weather-deactivated2016]

Their very popular female commentator is an Olympian, and a Venezuelan immigrant. Say hi to Gabby Franco. Gabby also specializes in teaching firearms self defense classes for women, many often abused, to get them more comfortable around their guns without men around.

There is also Chris Cheng, IT guy and professional shooter, also an NRA News commentator.

I’m not an NRA member, in fact I sent them a scathing letter to cancel my lifetime membership because I don’t support Wayne LaPierre, and don’t feel represented by the NRA-ILA political wing, but don’t play the race card just because you’re scared of an object.

[coolmanfromthepast]

“i scrolled a million miles through my likes to find this”

You did all that work to reblog a lie.

Dumbass.

[zdeno]

[gibson-girlboss]

@meco-official

i’m so happy i’m gay because despite all the homophobic shit we get straight people will never have the feeling of seeing a hot person and going “oh fuck i’m really really gay” and laughing to yourself because you’re so unbelievably gay

[littlegreenfruit]

Why is this a feeling though? Like it can’t even be described, it just…is

[diagnosis-prognosis-psychosis]

Yes it can. You were socialized as straight so you probably end up forgetting you’re gay or something stupid.

[aphextwinselectedambientworks]

you ever tried having an actual personality just to flex on these gays?

[emeraldmercury]

Just LGBT things: Groaning in exasperation every time you come across another LGBT person who makes their entire personality about being gay instead of being interesting.

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

Seriously, they’re acting like being gay is some trendy exclusive fashion item rather than a normal part of oneself. I’m bisexual, but I don’t go around parading about how “super-duper bi” I am. Like, how pretentious can you get?

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

It irks me when LGBT folk go “omg I’m SO gay”

Like okay you’re gay, cool, but acting as if “gay” is a personality trait is a) not a good look for you and b) makes the LGBT community look ridiculous. I mean, you can still do whatever you want, say you’re gay, make it the staple of your personality, but just know it doesn’t make you interesting or special.

Cuz “gay” isn’t a personality trait. “Gay” isn’t a cute quirk. “Gay” is just like being straight. Straight people have love at first sight moments same as gay people do, straight folk just have those moments for the opposite gender as opposed to the same gender.

So maybe get yourself a real personality.

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory

[coelasquid]

I can’t believe the “sweet dreams” joke didn’t occur to me

[saint-ambrosef]

i don’t understand millenials who say they eat out so often because they don’t have time to cook. because like…. cooking doesn’t have to take that long?

throw some pasta on to boil, chop some tomatoes and onions to saute in the pan with a bit of seasoning– boom, hot dinner in ten minutes.

put some leftover rice in a pan with soy sauce, whatever vegetables you have on hand, and an egg. fried rice in fifteen.

heck you can do loads with browning ground meat: tacos, meat sauce, meat pie, chili, all of which take maybe 10-20min to make.

if you don’t have time to cook meat (which only takes maybe ten minutes anyways, depending on the type), buy one of those whole rotisserie chickens from the store for like $5. you can get several meals worth out of that by adding it to other recipes (shredded chicken tacos, soup, throw it in the fried rice, etc)

like you don’t have to be super experienced at cooking to make your own food and make it quickly. dinner doesn’t need to take an hour to cook every night. all you need is a quick 30m grocery trip weekly or even biweekly for staples, and a few basic seasonings (salt, pepper, chili powder, etc).

i’m sorry but i just don’t understand when so many young people complain about being broke but then eat out for half their meals. 90% of the time it’s not because you “don’t have time”, it’s because you’re convinced you can’t and won’t even try

[dangerbooze]

It’s more so that we literally don’t have the money and less we don’t have time. In our case, the cost of living is what’s preventing us from grocery shopping. All of our money goes to rent, bills and gas. Food is kind of an afterthought at this point.

[saint-ambrosef]

okay but. eating out is almost twice as expensive as cooking it yourself??? how can you not have money for groceries but enough to eat out??

i just don’t understand that logic at all

[politically-incoherent]

^ Exactly. I can literally spend $30 a week on groceries that would feed me the entire week (all 3 meals) and there’s hardly cooking involved. It’s called planning and budgeting, people. Simple tasks that can save you money and also time in the long-haul when you meal-prep.

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

explain

[vlli-moved-blog]

[shadowfromthestarlight]

Game of Thrones is one of those shows I’ve heard too much about and has been so tainted in my mind that I am completely 100% closed off to ever watching a minute of it.

[deadbilly]

That’s how I feel about Harry Potter. Even before it became the goto “orange man bad” book, but now even moreso.

[brokenmusicboxwolfe]

Ryoga discovers snow….

[browsedankmemes]

“Sweeeeeeet Victoryyyyyyy” via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Rhaj5u

[lesbianmouse]

can people with stupid ass traditional values just go form their own communities and leave everyone else alone to live in the civilized world

[hominishostilis]

When are you leaving?

[hominishostilis]

Seriously, because we don’t need you lmao

[s34b4ss]

[naperiggers]

[huntrad-chad]

I will, with my lads

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[fluffmugger]

actually IIRC this was the first photo with a specific type of camera or equipment  “cos THE progenative shitlord of  cat memes was Harry Pointer. And around 1870 he decided that Au Naturelle  photos of cats weren’t gonna cut it, and started doing shit like this: 

then he realised HE COULD CAPTION THEM

and thus the dignity of the feline was forever destroyed.