Thot-chi

If you can't get professional therapy, homemade is fine

[thot-chi]

Quite disgraceful that I'm seeing so much fanart where Maekar is portrayed lithe with long hair, when in fact he is built similar to Maegor the Cruel. Thick and stocky.

He is the Anvil! You think those skinny arms you draw him with would be able to hold a mace?!? No.

And I get it, you want him as a bottom but there's such a thing as muscular bottoms! Let that omega have muscles!

[persephoneggsy]

something a little different from all the duncan stark AUs: duncan lannister, youngest son of damon the grey lion, yet also somehow the tallest

from a young age, he's been betrothed to prince aerion targaryen; the two never got along as kids, but after spending several years apart, they reunite at the tourney at ashford meadow, and find that perhaps this union will not be so awful after all...

and re: his brothers, he actually gets along with gerold pretty well! tybolt, on the other hand... dunk is the better warrior, their father's favorite, and on top of all that, he gets to marry the beautiful targaryen prince?? is it any wonder tybolt hates him?

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[corpseprize]

the reality of being a writer

heres how to fix it

[starg0ld]

[writingdose]

this and also the only difference between fanfic writers and writers who sell their own original works as careers is that fanfics aren’t monetized. that’s all.

being a “professional” writer doesn’t mean your works are inherently better than fanfics. I’ve read so many fics that are more professionally written than some published books.

whether or not a piece of writing is monetized has nothing to do with its quality.

[warcrimesimulator]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[thot-chi]

Literally two Dunkaerion fics that are both only a thousand words.

[alphacrone]

texas giraffe update:

💖 catch me if you can, suckers 💖

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

Wishing you all a fat and happy, "catch me if you can" summer

[ouijawaydidhego]

@bbcwhereareyou she's been found!

[bbcwhereareyou]

Gone Girl Giraffe (2026)

[berlynn-wohl]

Me in 2006: I’m still bitter about that

Me in 2016: I’m still salty about that

Me in 2026, probably: I’m still umami about that

[allaark]

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

[berlynn-wohl]

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

[thot-chi]

Me, before AKOTSK: I don't get the hype, mpreg, ABO verse is kinda weird?

Me, after AKOTSK:(looking at Aerion) I think pregnancy would chill him out.

[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[saladscream]

Merlin, that you?

[thot-chi]

Starks/Targaryens of both past and present: when they see what the future has in store for them.

[thot-chi]

I gotta stop pairing almost every Targaryen with a Stark, its not healthy for me. First Robb/Dany and Dany/Sansa, then it was Aegon the Conqueror/Torrhen Stark and Rhaenyra/Rickon Stark(father of Cregan. Now its pairings that make no sense, but only because I think that Tragic Targ needs a Stark! Maegor the Cruel/Jon Snow, Naerys/Stark character, Daena/Stark character, and Aerion/William Stark (Ned Stark's father's grandfather aka Neds great grandfather)!

I need to chill.. I cant keep pairing the Starks and the Targaryens!

[thot-chi]

Me waiting in anticipation for the SuperGirl/HOTD crossover.

[jemkha]

[vergak]

[shadow-posession-jutsu]

for those interested in cowboy hat pet pics