Rambles and Bambles

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[nemfrog]

The moth and the flame. Divine emblems. 1867.

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[medusadyke]

imagine being forced to do all of the courting in your relationships. now imagine having gendered expectations around doing that courting. now imagine having dysphoria that is triggered by those gendered expectations but still being put in a position where if you do not do the courting you will not have a dating life. text that trans gal first.

[medusadyke]

@circuitbunnie u get it!

[astraldemise]

https://twitter.com/Kbearart/status/1433601390429892621

wizard

thats plectronoceras its the first 100% definite cephalopod in the fossil record, wizard friend :)

[astraldemise]

this website is a hivemind but gotdamn it sure is a squizard

[catadromously]

pondering the orb (wiwaxia) ...

[spacefinch]

SQUIZARD

[supermariomamafucker]

[candlelightsinner]

me wh… the .. me when the werewolf… me and …

[were--ralph]

finish the sentence

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

this post was a big hit in the adults who have bills to pay fandom

[claypigeonpottery]

a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis

I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???

[serdunkthelunk]

I wish the world worked like it did in the stardew valley universe. If I'm strapped for cash I should be able to go grab some blackberries off the nearest roadside bush and go sell them to a grocery store for a quick ten bucks. I should be able to think "huh I wanna go talk to the wizard today" and then I go talk to the wizard in his wizard tower

[serdunkthelunk]

And then the wizard transes your gender for $500 in his basement

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

[lu-sn]

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

[hellopuns]

The successful reboot: I consumed a media ages ago and a core memory concerning it was just triggered so you will be hearing about it as if tasting a finely aged wine

[transhuman-priestess]

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

[transhuman-priestess]

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[thoughtlessdrift]

emotions are genuinely fuckin’ stupid and need to stop

[thoughtlessdrift]

Does anyone have that gif of the “butler” throwing petals on his employers bed? (I can’t remember if it’s a butler or not tbh.)

[kyoupiruchi]

The Doberman Knight!

Saved the best for last. I love this miniature so much!!! Such regality, very knight in shining armor! (Also Dobermans are such handsome dogs) That concludes my little adventure with the #doggos, thanks for checking them out!!

[paladin-fuckface-blog]

fem!Garrus

[crimson-chains]

SKULLS PART TWO!!! Dinosaur skulls this time ^^ Part one

[bigheadmilf]

am 100% sure he has actually said this

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

[zetsubonna]

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.