BasementThoughts

she/they - nerd- professional misunderstander

[thoughtsfromthebasement]

Intro post???

she/they???

🇦🇹🇺🇸

I speak German and English, can probably translate Latin and have a vague understanding of Ancient Greek grammar. I know just a few basic phrases in some Slavic and Romance languages. I dream of becoming a polyglot, but I'm to lazy tbh

Aroallo demigirl (?)

maybe undiagnosed autism and ocd who knows really

-

Interests:

archaeology, history, language, ancient religions, mythology, ancient genetics and migrations, geneaology, anything Proto-Indo-European really, library science, the lore of video games I never really played, fashion, worldbuilding, D&D, musicals, fauna, dinosaurs/paleontology

-

Hobbies: reading (books, Wikipedia, AO3), writing, cooking, playing board games/eight-ball pool/ACNH: NH/RDR2 and crafting

-

Notes

DNI: Scammy copper merchants from Ur and Sulla/Caesar/Augustus apologists.

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[van1llaskys]

[thoughtsfromthebasement]

"Autistic people are so bad at communication" mfs when the whole friendgroup falls apart because they'd rather do some neurotypical mindgames than just talk to each other

[gregorsheart]

The heat is so bad I might need to start going to churches just to cool off. And it's only MAY

[tall]

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[robertfagden]

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[kitschy-gillyflowers]

[razerbackbitch]

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[oestareichifiziat]

nednuadaschwaumvunebnaun

Sui a Stodt begeboa sein, muas de Stodt a besitzboa sein.

nednuadaschwaumvunebnaun

#Imma waun I diesn Sotz lias passiert ‘s söbe #I les es ois bescheissboa und denk ma na des kau net richtig sein #Aso jo de Rede woa vu Bänkn des mocht mea Sinn #Oba öffntliche Klos de main grotis bnutzn kaun suitn auch existian #Städte suitn definitiv a bescheißboa sein #es passier JEDES SCHEISS MOI

Es muas a bescheißboa sein

[maanoxpaleoart]

✦ The Last Unicorn ? ? ?

✦ I forgot about this drawing cause it didn't turn out how I wanted. But here it is anyway :b The whole thing about people comparing Spinosaurus mirabilis to a unicorn inspired this piece.

✦ Here's a close up (the unicorn is an OC of mine).

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[mrsjdavis]

POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It doesn’t have to

[smegorl]

Yes it does.

[type-blaze0]

Of course it has to, it gets a billion notes in 2041

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[targetedknowledge]

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.