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[pitbolshevik]

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

[pitbolshevik]

me when i fucking get you

[a-shooting-starmie]

[enitre-tyles]

The more you learn about the production of this movie the wilder it gets.

[victory-candescence]

every now and again I will remember this post from the bread baking reddit

and the words “horf some cronts” will float through my mind and I just

lose it every time

[catilinas]

agamemnon was killed with a sword vs agamemnon was killed with an axe…… neither of these are correct. the only source i trust is this etruscan funerary urn where agamemnon is killed by clytemnestra bashing him on the head with a chair

[kaen-ace-of-diamonds]

[hae-geum]

past the end of warm winter, waiting for the day we meet again. record of #BTS on tuesday, 13th december. 🎞️ our jin!! go and come back safely/well!! 💜lubyu (love you)💜 (translation cr. @btsinthemoment)

[thealphapigeon]

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

[thealphapigeon]

Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn't get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like

[thealphapigeon]

Called out in the company group chat

[memorycycle]

farting again

[archerestarcher]

Why did I have the option to leave a tip on this post wtf

[memorycycle]

[creedencebuegwaterrevival-deact]

[fluoride-bomb]

where is this who is this powerful man

[emeships]

met a new kinda guy on twitter today

[thepleasuregoblin]

One time when I was playing minecraft, in order to justify stealing a village's crops all the time I decided to build a house near them, and spend a lot of my time improving the village and defending the villagers from monsters. took me a while to realize I had accidentally become a feudal lord

[antimasculist]

fandom hcs are like:

-shy anxious person is ace

-badass but nice girl is bi

-mean bitch is a lesbian

-bubbly extrovert girl is pan

-all men are gay (unless they're flirty in which case they're bi)

[antimasculist]

everyone in the notes is so god damn stupid this is a criticism of bi/lesbo/aphobic fandom culture you shouldn't be AGREEING with the stereotypes

[demonicseries]

I made a graph

[antimasculist]

YEAH THIS IS LITERALLY IT...

[hyper-nico]

[siderealsandman]

[valtsv]

if you ever wake up from a bad dream do NOT however exhausted you may feel immediately go back to sleep hoping you'll have a better one this time that's the devil talking (<- just escaped from the shadow realm)

[depsidase]

[randomencounters]

Quest: collect suspicious pebbles

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[starwalker-------official]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]